Me: *sends meeting request*

Attendee: *3 days later*, hi is there anything in particular you needed to discuss?

Me: ... nope, none what so ever. Decided to take 30 mins out of my busy day to talk to you, a person I don't know, for 30 mins. Definitely the title of the meeting request has nothing to do with it, I wouldn't bother reading that now, since you haven't yet anyway. Cheers!

My first personal computer in 1988: the ZX Spectrum +.

48 KBytes of memory.

The European opponent of Commodore 64. Sic!

The best feeling in the world is when your code works the first time or when you close 100 tabs when you finish work

The comment🤣 !

Angular Y U du dis to me

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Well, I guess I won't be able to contribute cause tabs for life

Javascript in a nutshell

Developers who writes something similar

if (count >= 0) { return true; }

else { return false; }

deserves a special room in hell.

"Java is to JavaScript as pain is to painting"

No way you are touching my code.

Truth.

Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

Of this apply to you press ++.