32nd birthday cake

😁😁jumped right to the controversial topics! (source:9gag @dombai51)

True...

You know you're fucked when google returns less than a page of results on your short three word query. The first result is the only question on SO related to your problem un-answered for two years and the rest of them are in Chinese or Russian.

LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2

* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"

1185 errors.

FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR2

When you don't wanna fix someone's machine but they won't take no for an answer.
1. Go to
http://fakewindowsupdate.com
2. Select OS
3. Press F11
4. Just tell them it just needed to update and enjoy the show.

If you’re having SQL injection problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 tables but… fffffuck. Now i only have one ☹️

When you tell your users a feature will be ready Soon™.

I agree

When you perform a redo with a ctrl+Y instead of a ctrl+shift+Z

When a coworker promises a client that you will give them a free web page because he believes that you can create it in 5 minutes.

Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

Friend asked me to teach him how to hack. FML.

Today friend tells me he bought a $200 course on "Ethical Hacking". Asks if he can translate those skills to "cool hacking" CTRL+C

“Fuck You Startup World”
https://medium.com/@shemag8/...

Some guy my girlfriend knows, heard I'm a software developer. He had this 'great' idea on how he wanted to start a new revolutionary way of paying on the internet. He wanted to create a service like paypal but without having the hassle of logging in first and going through a transaction. He wanted a literal "buy now" button on every major webshop on the internet. When I asked him how he thought that would work legally and security wise, he became a bit defensive and implied that since I'm the tech guy I should work out that kind of stuff. When the software was ready, he would have clients lined up for the service and his work would start.

I politely declined this great opportunity

Monday morning cup of coffee with my new mug. Definitely my favorite thing on my desk at the moment.

University C: please kill me...

Learning CSS in a nutshell.

😂😂😂😂😂

I can't be the only one who hates it when people pronounce GUI as "gooey". I pronounce the letters. Anyone else?

The good old xkcd

behold! wk21 "it's like facebook but..." rants are coming.

Any time someone gets an idea that they talk to me about 'I want to build an app can you build apps'
Me : I'm not amazing at it but I can certainly try what's the idea?
Them: it's like Facebook but...
Me: that's plenty

Why is there no devrant rubber duck available in the store???

Gone with the wind

I've done it

Just realized my girlfriend uses me in place of a rubber duck for debugging.

Note to self: Commit! God fuckin' damnit. COMMIT!!

What my lecturer think I have learned:
- Programming Patterns
- C, C++, Java
- Socket programming, web programming
- Operating system...

What I have actually learned:
1. printf("Hello World");
2. echo "Hello World";
3. console.log("Hello World");
4. Console.Writeline("Hello World");
5. cout << "Hello World" >> endl;
6. System.out.println("Hello World");
7. puts "Hello World";
8. "Hello World"
9. write("Hello World");
10. Display "Hello World"

International quality of code measurement? WTFs/minute