I'm a project manager now. Hello from the other side, bitches!

You think pointers are hard?

Naming things is hard.

Whenever you figure out an incredibly simple solution to make your code work after being frustrated by it for hours on end.

My daily routine.

Class DonaldTrump extends Shit implements Asshole {
public final boolean PRESIDENT = false;
public final String THINKING = "bullshit";
public void talk () {
System.out.println(THINKING);
}
}

Error messages these days are so descriptive.

That moment, when you get a clients logo in .pptx format...

How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)

when we try to keep our room as clean as our desktop! lol!

That moment when clients employees comment on your working hours and the amount of work you do...

Fun fact: I'm replacing their jobs with applications.

Update log: performance improve, API rewritten, fixed all bugs reported, new features implemented, general cleanup of code, documentation and comments update
Feedback: love the new background colour!
😞

I got called into a "personal development" meeting with the department lead, apparently my vocal and innovative cursing during coding/debugging is disruptive to the entire floor.

me when "fixing" a junior devs work.

True :|

(after 1 month working on native android app).
Me: The android app is now ready.

Boss: okay great... Can we have the ios one ready for launch tomorrow.

Me: No it will take some time.
Boss: why you already have the Code can't you just make an ios app out of it... Like copy and paste

Me:😡😡🆘

650 line hand constructed xml file missing a tag. Took me 3 hours to find. I looked at the section at least 3 times but my brain would not pick out the mistake. Online cal validators all pointing me to the wrong places.
It takes persistence to be a developer so pat yourselves on the back.

✅ Update Failed!

😂😂😂

[person] so, what do game developers do?
[me]