So, my officemate was inquiring about a job posting using her work email. She asked me if I'm interested and forwarded the email to me. Only to realize afterwards that she had it sent to the wrong email address. Take note, she's also sending it to my company email. Since the email she put on it doesn't match any addresses on our domain, it was sent to our CEO (the admin of the company domain) which in turn, forwarded it to me. I can't imagine the look on the CEO's face when he saw the job invitation email.

Asking you to find the bug. You find it and the solution for it. You tell them your solution and tell what you found. AND THEY JUST WON'T BELIEVE YOU. Just find the friggin' bug yourselves faggots.

I need advice. I'm to create a web application with an interactive map (lots of polygons to put on it, with markers and other map things) with a large amount of data and it is expected to have frequent changes to the said data. I have no idea of the tech stack to be used and the performance of the app is the biggest concern. (I'm thinking maybe to create an API, use MongoDB, then create a web client for it but I'm not that sure). Please give me your insights.

understand the client's specifications on point BEFORE implementation starts.

Why am I even in a company with no testers nor QA. Everything's just the dev and the dev alone.

Best way to waste time: Debug the wrong thing. :D

Gives unclean shit data.
Scolds you when your app won't work properly.

is it really so hard to attach a single screenshot of the bug you found, instead of the devs recreating all the 144 possible matches just to find the error? D:

When all you did the half the day was browse devrant and neglect your fixed table header problem with semantic UI. Kill me.

Docraptor is my forever problem in PDF generation. :(

Just learned display css properties. Took me long enough to make a damned HTML template.

Me no likes front end :(

That annoying co-worker that goes to the office late and does nothing all day except to update his Facebook status every 5 minutes.

PM: *mocking me if I'll JUST wait for feedback*
Me: *thinking* I can't produce everything from an INCOMPLETE DB schema and incomplete App Scribble, can I?

When all the feedback you get from a damned class diagram was "Ok looks good :)"
Not sure if good because it doesn't look like a complicated cobweb anymore or because the relationships established were right - though I doubt you can say that just by looking for a mere 30 seconds at a class diagram with more than 20 classes.

When you got no more tasks to do, so your supervisor passes his tasks on you.

My change requests are due today. So here I am reading rants.

When they ask you what you want to do for the next three months.
You give them an answer then poof.
Those are the list of your dream work.