Just had to share..

What are your comments on this line of thought.. you would always find a younger smarter and a good technician in the market than yourself then why do we require dev in software industry with 10+ years experience. Moreover tech itself changes so rapidly to catch hold off..

When the manager is a creep!!

When reading your old code, there are two feelings you may have:
1. I was such a dumbass back then
2. I was so thoughtful back then

If its #2, seek a position outside development, like product management, your coding career is probably over.

When working in a top heavy organisation

Fuck everyone..!!

Have more ++ on devrant than on stackoverflow. Feels home here. It's fun being part of this awesome community.

Perfect day to start..

Now everybody on devrant has an angry face.

Absolutely hate it when managers give an estimate for an hour tasks to be completed in 7 days.. why can't they just accept they are shit and ask for the effort estimation from the concerned dev.. all the AGILity goes in an awry..

While investigating the bug..

When the project manager is taking your share of the credit..

Me vs the incorrigible bug..

Stupid autocorrect makes devrant servant..

Have deleted FB account and uninstalled the app. Devrant gives me all I need for socializing with like minded people.. fuck u fb..

What the fuck did I drunk code last night.. git reset --hard to the rescue.

Found this somewhere..Just had to share..

Don't know why people are so against java. Can anyone of you please care to point me to an enterprise programming language which exposes like 100 services over http and still has a maintainable codebase. I always wonder with frameworks like spring, etc java works alright on multiple cores. Are there any other good enterprise languages?

After solving that production issue which people debugged the entire night.. feels like..

I am the eggman
I am the walrus

Teams like..
Goo goo goo job..

The other day was reading someone else's shitty code which had taken an object into a set without implementing the hashcode and the equals, cursed the developer and fixed that and informed the QA about their lackadaisical attitude. Later on that fix broke some other functionality on live and now the QA team gives me the stares. Feeling like birdman...