I'm not gonna pay that money for it

So there was an inspection from government for our bank's IT security. I gave a tour to our server and security systems. I threw all possible acronyms as much as I could remember. Inspector nodded and noted down never uttered a word.

Finally, he breaks his silence, looking at a device he points out and says "What's that ?"

I look at the device then stare at his face back again at the device and to his face I reply "That's AC, Air Conditioner".

Most common hack of all times😊

😂😂😂

git blame

Where did you two meet??😇😇😇

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

when your janitor knows his audience

DevRant has more reviews on Android compared to iOS.

Well, yeah... Java devs are always bitching about something 😉

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

Had to repost this Lmao

Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

At the end of the day, do not forget that the important thing isn't the language or the tools you use, it's about the problem you solve and the people you help.

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!