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Web dev @microstep-mis
Skills

Js, html, css, requirejs, karma, jasmine, nodejs, vue.js
Location

Bratislava
Github

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Joined devRant on 2/6/2017

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What I've learnt so far using git for the first time in a major project.

Git commit Suicide

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Corporate IT blocks all network traffic, whitelists port 80 and 443 😡

... cos port number is the best predictor of security threats, amirite? 😒

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I have mixed feeling about this test result

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2 of my co-workers don't know that they shouldn't write any code after return statement of a function

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I'm new

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"Don't worry about the little things."

- Programmer, never.

Spent way too much time debugging and the issue was a missing exclamation mark - once again.

It's always the little things!

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Roses are red,
Lilies are orange.
Fuck PHP.

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C++, Python, Ruby 😍😍

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learning nodejs and it's awesome

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Ok Microsoft Got It Got It. :-/

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So after learning to code myself for about 9 months.

A local agency CEO reached out and offered me a junior position!

Happy days!

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Our production DBA be like

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The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

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That moment when you search for ipconfig instead of cmd

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8.8.8.8 it is then!

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Knock, Knock

Who is there?

Browserstandards

Browserstandards who?

ThereAreNo Browserstandards

#FuckIE

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When back-end engineers get excited about something.

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While chatting...
GF: I were looking pretty today. No?
Me : !yes.

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I made a Python script that clocks me in and out. It even has vacation facilities built in.

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Bro just wanted some water...

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Userstyles.org and Stylish chrome extension (Thank me later)

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