devRant - A fun community for developers to connect over code, tech & life as a programmer

Details

Skills

algorave
Location

MN
Github

kindohm

Joined devRant on 6/7/2016

44

I have a theory:

People who have the longest updates in standup are usually the ones who accomplished the least.

undefined standup getothepoint rambling

4
39

"Error: A record with the name 'testasfasds' already exists."

undefined

4
31

Manager: We are a completely Agile team here.

undefined

2
49

installing a theme on WordPress apparently makes you a developer

undefined

4
5

You know your day isn't going to end well when Google searches for the topic your implementing only return research gate links

undefined crazy science
101

I love karma :P

undefined

6
9

That is one way to do it.

undefined coffeescript

5
7

Semantic what?

"mmx-a00112-bwt-1.6.2e_dirtyPatch_withoutCityTours_startpageHack_2.zip"

undefined projects semantic versioning
103

I got called into a "personal development" meeting with the department lead, apparently my vocal and innovative cursing during coding/debugging is disruptive to the entire floor.

undefined

9
15

When the only "api" documentation you have is a wsdl file...

undefined api wsdl documentation

3
16

Clients who ask for their entire site to be translated into another language, and expect it not to cost a lot. Le sigh

undefined i18n
5

Loathes ruby. Loves Java. Forced to write ruby. Writes ruby like Java.

undefined

3
85

Had a request from a client once, "I'd like that our site supports only IE10 and above. However if the visitor uses older IE version, say IE6, things should look and work the same as IE10".

undefined ie requirement front-end client

10
21

Project manager asks why server is down. Reminded him that his team lead told me three months ago it was no longer needed.

undefined
29

Every sprint...

undefined burndown sprint

2
53

someone filtered stackoverflow in the office.
can't access it now.
:(

undefined stackoverflow

22
5

Colleague spends most of his day googling how to do something. Doesn't understand why his sh*t doesn't work, since search results are out of context. Doesn't ever RTFM.

undefined fml

1
23

The moment when you're really into coding and then, a family member enters your workspace and starts talking to you.

undefined

4
147

You had only one job to do -_-

undefined errors

2

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service