I made a Trump Exception that returns a random Trumpism about the wrapped Exception. I was bored. Give me more Trumpisms to add.

"Every great developer you know got there by solving problems they were unqualified to solve until they actually did it." - Patrick McKenzie

I am happy, my first open source contribution was merged within 2h without any regressions!!
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Well, it was only a typo in Readme.md which I have fixed 😂

I see so many rants on here about people getting upset with Windows and deciding to suddenly migrate to Linux. Am I the only one who slowly transitioned to Linux over the time span of serval years and just stopped using Windows because I wasn't really using it that much anymore and not because it did anything wrong?

Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot

I killed a web developer today.

It built a web right in front of the coffee machine.

Vim : save my wrist every time.
Git : my time machine

First job setup after finishing college

I love programming

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

The only dates I get are updates. 😐

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

soon,number of devRant users will hit its million mark and @dfox will not be able to write to everyone personally and mail their stickers!

So, here's to us, the early adapters of devRant! cheers!

How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

My most ridiculous experience with a recruiter was when I went to an interview in a top 5 consulting company. In the first interview they told me that I was great. In the second interview they told me that I was great, and in the third interview they told me that they loved me but that I was overqualified for the job they were offering.

tl;dr I was too good, so they rejected me.

New prank:

Alias 'whoami' in system wide bashrc to 'echo "I am Groot"'.

my fortress of nerd world domination, where's your zen zones?

Kids Nowadays

New mug ☕️

Curious did any of you have a specific reason to learn how to program?

I wanted to be involved in aerospace but realised I'd probably never be an Astronaut, but i could learn how to write the software that controls the spacecrafts!

Which one is it? :)

When you +1 a rant with 99 upvotes so the user can receive the devRant squishy ball.

When your code is brilliantly modular and class based, but no one gets your joke about it being super classy...

Undocumented API's make me sick and very frustrated at times...

All JavaScript developers will understand :|

Wish this was allowed :D

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

Stickers are finally here. Thanks @dfox and #Devrant!

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays