😂😂😂

Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip

Android dev rant:

>Fixing some code
>Compile code
>Take a walk, waiting for gradle to finish compiling
>Almost 10 mins, notice typo on code, while still running gradle
>Fixing some code
>Compile code
>Take a... Wait a minute

Mine second one!

You know what they say?

"ROM was not built in one day"

😂 😁 😂 😁 😂 😁

Having those extra arms would come in handy

Why did I miss my turn while driving ? I was dreaming about authentication strategies in micro services.

Tumblr devs be like...

I had problem with c# for my project, so I switched to java..
Now I have problemfactory.

Fast Internet connection always distracted me to streaming youtube about technology or tutorial, but normally end up with 100% unrelated videos like how to sharp your knife using mug or watching top 10 mistakes in Harry Potter 😖😖😖

Client: It works, it looks great! Thanks for everything!
Me: What? That isn't the new application, that's your old one. Your new one goes live tonight.

Way after office hours, random ping!!

Client: Hey man you're a ninja, i have heard so much about you from my team, you're really good. Thanks for everything.

Me(Overwhelmed): Gee, this is my job :)

C: So, can you do a small change to the website!! 😨

Me: Okay

2 days later. After office hours!!

C: Hey Ninja... and all that crap...

Me: Starts typing... Goes offline!!
Fuck you!!

!rant
== fun post

Client : So you can make our website. Right?
Me: yes :)
Client: okay, can you please check why our printer is not working?
Me: :|

Hackers....

lol, no!!

Shouldn't be necessary if you just write understandable code xD..... Some people just write stories in between 2 lines of code....

@dfox I just double tapped a rant to ++ it and then, after I double tapped, I got this: