This stackoverflow answer
😂😂😂

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

You never really own something until you run DOOM on it

Visual Studio 2017rc is so good that I'm beginning to hate 2015.
code preview, installation speed, startup without hiccups.
EVERYTHING IS SO FRIGGIN SMOOTH IMMA CRY.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

I knew I was about to get laid off so I stopped caring and started answering questions on stack overflow all day every day instead of working.

10k rep later I got a new job via stack overflow careers that pays twice as much.

Moral of the story? Be efficient... even when you are not.

The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable

Just spent 10 minutes teaching a client how to scroll on his computer after sending him the mock-up for his website.

The best part? I got him to learn by saying "pet the mouse"

A long developement day start when you forget your headphones at home.

Nothing makes me happy as finding a bug i spend last three nights looking for.

I'm considering getting a mini fridge for beer because my kitchen fridge is too far from my desk.