Please stop posting xkcd images, we've probably already seen them. Try to be original for god's sake.

I wonder how bad we're all getting bashed on PMRant

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

When your programming skills give you godly precision skills. I guarantee you I never touched it.

Any good developer has read this.

css needs to go fuck itself with a rusty, serrated dildo

cuting edge ux

Spending more time grooming a user story than it will take to implement.

👦🏻 : Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
👧🏻 : No 🤔
👦🏻 : Inheritance

What should be actual JIRA statuses

The best comment I ever read in the production...

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

Pushing code to production be like...

Best excuse ever!

When your daily scrum takes an hour because your senior developer co-worker gives unnecessary and incredibly detailed updates...

"Well, first I tried hiding the button, but it wouldn't come up when I needed it to, so then I made an options menu, but the sliding transition was difficult to implement, so then I..."

Happens where I work 😂

Commenting in code isn't to remind you what you did, its to temporarily remove features your boss doesnt want today, but will tomorrow

I just want someone to brag about me the same way Vim users brag about using Vim