Why the fuck everything I make breaks in fucking IE. Microsoft just fucking realize its shot software already. I am sick of doing alternative code for your dumb ass broke, non-updating ass, waterfall method fucking ass, software.

if you left at the end of the day not feeling dizzy then you didn't do programming properly

We've all been there

Hell yeah 😂 Every developer once in a lifetime 🙄

someone: Why you still have no relationship ?
Me: My DB has one table.

"The aim is to develop highly robust data streams so we have the flexibility to build and evolve the user interface without having to change code in the API"

Oh, is that all you need?

Yeah Babe.

Foo bar

Creating PHP Sites in class:

Teacher: Right guys open your DreamWeaver Code

Me: I found it easier to use Sublime, Just need to do the CSS

Teacher: I don't think you can create a style sheet without DreamWeaver

Me: 🙄🙄🖕👏👏👏👍

that moment when you see people posts pics about the stickers of DevRant and you can't get them 😞

why foo-bar? I am sure I am not the only one who don't know it's origin!

I'm I the only guy who's programming skills declines after a heavy lunch?

Just wondering...

When you're trying really hard to figure out a problem with your code, but then just realize you've been sitting there for 40 minutes staring at the screen.

Those devs that put TODO comments everywhere in code. When has anyone actually ever seen a TODO and DID it? Put the task in jira/trello/whatever and leave the future source of confusion out of the code base!

The Captain Obvious commenter:

// account deletion
account.delete()

// check results
if results.any()

.... which eventually leads confusing unmaintained comments

Seriously, when am I supposed to, you know, code? Ugh.

(in a meeting between o&m team and business partners to assign priorities to various tasks)
I.T.: So what priority would you put this new task?
Business : it's our 1.
I.T.: ok, and this other one?
B: it's a 1.
I.T.: ...

This right here..😂

Tech companies be like:

"We're looking for some young graduates with at least 12 years of experience"

A moment of silence to those working on multiple clients with multiple deadlines at the same time but still got time here.

Is there a synonym for SEO?

I definitely need a button to order pizza while driving home.

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like: