"Coding is not design, design is not coding"

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

The unquestionable horror of using a Windows keyboard on a Mac...ugh!

Currently playing "the IT guy" for my uncle. I'm supposed to "speed up" the laptop. It's a low tier Toshiba from about 5 years ago, that while idle sits at about 100% CPU usage and 80% RAM usage.
From what I can tell, it has NEVER been turned off since I set it up for him 4 years ago, or unplugged..

Oops!!!

You can tell how much a company cares about their employees by a quality of toilet paper 😂

That moment when you're debugging and you start using 'fuck' like a semicolon

Meet Ricky, my "rubber duck". Sometimes I explain my code to him. He never found a single error. 😂👍💻🐕

Client tests the app and provides feedback ... This sucks! Full of bugs, hard to navigate, nothing works!

1 week later after version 2 client provides new feedback: This rocks! Love it. Easy to use and rock solid!

Changes made: background set to light blue.

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

programmers pickup lines

You won’t get it. But I don't care.... :)

Wikipedia rules the world...

Not all heros wear capes.

Which are you ?

Manager cracks a joke, everyone in the team laughs except one guy.
Manager : Didn't you understand the joke ?
The guy replies : I resigned yesterday

Knock, knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there.

Currently shitting, thanks for being there devRant.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".