Found on one of the Linux page in facebook.

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

Let me paint you a picture.

It's the day after code freeze. Code has been branched. It's time once again to verify tickets and run smoke check so we can begin our 3 days of blitz testing before we deploy.

As a team we all have roles to play in this process. Yet, every stinking release it is like pulling teeth to get everyone to take the initiative and verify tickets and run smoke check. Our principled engineer even reached his limit this morning and blew up on everyone.

When you are being paid good money to do a job, you need be an adult, be responsible, step up and do your job!

Quit alcohol && dump your girlfriend

Double your estimates.

10h of Darude - Sandstorm

A new born programmer... Welcome to devRant 😘😘😘

reCAPTCHA isn't secure 😱

When stack is down 😵

I've had my current laptop for 3 years now. Whatever "Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry" needs to find out by reading my HDD at a rate of 8 MB/s for minutes after every startup, it should have found years ago.

Just spent 3 hours on my Python server application.
It now does EXACTLY what it did before.

When the project development finishes and client gives changes.