Well... iv tried to clear cache...

designer: the distance from the baseline of the letter "p" to the bottom of the box should be 150px exactly. You are 4px off.

me: Erm... baseline?

designer: Yes. Not the "base" or the "beardline". It must be the "baseline" of the font.

me: uh huh....

designer: And it must be the same in all browser, chrome, firefox, internet explorer

me: Orite, lets save the whole Psd and <img src="whole-website.jpg"> Tada!

Art director said: "Please make everything smaller?"

Developer: "Everything?"

Art Director: "Yes everything. Font size, panel height, panel width, input height and width, photos, headers, paragraphs, everything"

Developer: "ctrl + '-' will that work?"

When gulp build (expressjs + browsersync + browserify + uglify + gzip + gulp-zip + gulp-tar) perfectly compiles your code, minify and concat all js, gzipped them, minify images, package the files into a .zip and .tar... and refresh your browser 😍

you begin to have faith that its gona be a nice day ahead

Recursion is an important programming technique, in which a function calls itself.

what catching bugs be like.. you end up smacking your PM

My setup. A macbook pro retina 2015. Dell 23inch monitor on a wooden monitor stand bought from Ali Express. With a Razer Goliathus extended mouse pad. Creative Sound Blaster E5 DAC headphone amp. And Bose OE headphone.

That moment when you found out, the "digital PMs" and "digital art directors" who have NO FREAKING CLUE about the limitation of the web... promised the clients fantastical things... at ridiculous timelines... WITHOUT CONSULTING any of the devs... GARGHHHH

Spot a mistake in the code.. Should i:

1. live with it and continue to build on top of it.. Do a special validation just for this special case.. Which is a quick solution

2. or rebuild that component.. But have to rewrite the 4 controllers that is using that component.. Which is a long solution

The daily dilemma of taking over someone elses project.. 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

My wife told her boss that her husband is a software engineer.

And her boss asked.."Is he a foreigner from India?!"

Lol..

Friend: oh so you are a programmer?
Me: yeaaa..
Friend: great! Im having problem with the wifi connection on my phone.. Can you help me fix it?
Me: (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ