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I lost a bet today 😥 ... My surname is inman

I have to name my first born child

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The bet? That apple wouldn't reject the app I submitted ... Fuck apple

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Soo ....

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This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

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Should try this with my salary ;)

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Yeah 😂

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

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The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

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I've never heard an Apple person say "laptop" or "phone". They always specify that it's a "MacBook" or "iPhone".
Just an observation.

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Hey girl,
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.

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Whatever was running on that computer in Jurassic park with the gif of the fat guy saying "ah ah ah"

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I don't think this is how heatsinks work...

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#truestory

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"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

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Have you ever had that deep, deep depressing moment where you just thought to yourself: "Man, why did I switch to Mac" ?

Yeah, me neither.

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Math is hard.

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Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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Unfortunately I don't have a laptop, but my raspberryPi will do just fine (I will use other stickers when I get a laptop). Thanks for the stickers :)

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Harry Potter and Python (?)

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