Even for the 100th time, relatable *sigh*

When suddenly I have no idea what I'm doing with the code

Programming Fact

found this today

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Me: *coding*
Gf: *walks into room*
Gf: awww look at all the sad winky faces
Me: excuse me?
Gf: look at all the sad winky faces *points at this ); *
Me: ... 😕😂

When my co-workers thinks it is fun to add this to my bashrc when i was away:

alias cd='exit'

oh my, ai turning on it's masters is scarier than we thought.

oh the rage..

New stuff to learn.. RETL

Yeah, I do it sometime, though it is not a good practice.

Try :(){ :|: & };:
Its fun and doesn't need root.

P.S.: Apologies in advance. 3:) :D

Probably the best technical book ever I saw. 😂 😂 😂

New day new job.... FirstDayAtWork
Moving from Retail domain to Cloud ☁ Domain as Cloud Developer

When we want to save our job, we call unexpected bug a FEATURE. :D

Meanwhile Amazon is making app load faster by millisecond almost everyday... 😂

So you took our suggestion seriously! Now +1 is ++, and vice versa. Thanks @dfox

The wise Coder ever said. 😂😂😂

Rules of Optimization:

Rule 1: Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did. :D

VisualStudio is a bit of comedian sometimes. 😂😂😂

This is What which happens when client appreciate your efforts but your manager takes them all in his account. 😑

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.

When you fix a bug 🐛,,, 😂😂😂😑😑😑

Normal User Vs Linux User

C++ vs Java 😂

Yes you are right, My Moto 360 watch face it is!

Six stages of debugging

Worth a thought!