Coding essentially is an infinite loop of:
1) wtf
2) ah yea

Add sprinkles of "that should be easy" and "why did i agree on this"

Why can't Intel play Pokémon Go?
Because Intel inside. 😁😂

The fact...

That feeling everytime you realize that you could have built something better with less code and repetition after completing a project.

Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.

Closed MBP and left. Returned to office. Head to a very quiet Starbucks. Open MBP lip. Greeted with a woman's moan. F-ING COWORKERS!

When you're tired of googling your errors

My procrastinating self... I can be a right lazy b***ard sometimes!

A programmer has born!

Boss: What you guys think about this feature?
Employee: ~details 5 good reasons not to implement it~
Boss: Nah, I don't think so, do it anyway.

*grabs popcorn*

One of those days where you can't even be bothered writing pseudocode.

When you get caught up in code and forget you put food in the microwave :/

It is 7am on a Saturday, I am still in bed, and I have just come up with the math equation I need to solve a coding problem I spent all day yesterday. Now to figure out how to roll the fiancé off of me so I can get my laptop....

Client: "Need to have an urgent meeting on some major changes" .
Me:"Travels half way across city"
Client : Explains how the heading of a page should be in blue as it would be more aesthetic.
FML.
How many meetings have you had that would have just sufficed with a simple email ?

All sysadmins, PLEASE! For the love of God just block port 21 in any direction from anywhere, going anywhere.. FTP needs to die.. The f**king protocol predates tcp/ip for God's sake! We need to stop project managers using it, it's a nightmare!!

Happy Friday! Yes, my shop has a tap installed, stocked by recruiters and consultant firms!

Gotta love XKCD Fridays

Me when I close all my issues in record time

When my code gets past testing first time

Basically

I always have such high hopes