pure evilness...

What can I say 🤷

Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

I like listening to music from SoundCloud while working. Tried Spotify because I had read about its next level recommendation engine. Honestly felt that Soundcloud provides much better recommendations for the kind of music I like than Spotify.

I have a client who wants his website to look like a goddamn PDF. I'm really considering making his site in a Word document, exporting it as a huge image and just slapping it in the HTML.

Fucking motherfucker. I should charge more for dealing with this bullshit.

I will never consider anyone a sysadmin just because they are using arch linux.

Accurate 😆

Hold my stuff I'll be right back... And yeah I'm gonna take long.

The Handover!

Coz programmer's happiness comes only after a peak frustration

Just some random stuff from home to liven up the place

I've only got this blinking duck