Rs 500 and 1000 notes are banned in India in order to curb black money.

Bankers will now get to know what is 1 day development and deployment along with support from the next day.

#ITprofessionals.😂😂

WORST???

Seeing your code, which you were proud about, now being butchered by some interns/newbies 😲

Just like seeing your X girlfriend after long time 😒

Worst part of being a dev: Oracle

I just discovered https://devnull-as-a-service.com/ 😂

Heard a new one from the client today.
Said with a straight face, "You guys write your HTML in all caps, right? It's better for SEO."

My parents turn off their router every night calling it "turning off the internet".

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

In middle of debugging an issue. Phone rings. While picking up mobile accidentally falls on laptop keyboard. Next thing I see is BSOD. Shows SYSTEM_THREAD_ERROR_NOTHANDLED. Are you serious?

Using devRant stressball as a pokeball...

RANT: This one might be a repost and we might not even know.

RANT II: It took me 2 hours to find similar issue for two reasons.. Java and a dumbass motherfucker dev that named functions "mcf"/"MyFold"/"HelpingMeMaking" and was to dumb to make it OP.

Goes to a hackathon, comes back with no goodies, no swag.

FTW! What the hell did I pay for?

The biggest problem with computers is that they do what you tell them to do.
Not what you want them to do.

When people refer to node as s language 😫😫😫😫😫

New setup! 😀