Rashly say to a web developer colleague that you'd quite like to learn to code. Feel too awkward to decline the subsequent invitation. Meet for coffee, discuss basics. Understand nothing. Go home and Google extensively. Start trying code out at home. Cry. Swear. Make a thing that does a thing. Try to make another thing. Fail. Give up. Try again. Start an online tutorial. Work through said online tutorial. Start contributing on Github. Discuss Laravel. Play with Laravel. Set out your own Laravel project. Get engaged to the colleague who said they'd teach you. Get sent a technical test. Stare at the test blankly for days on end. Have an idea. Try to implement the idea. Cry some more, swear some more. Enjoy it. Get hooked. Hate it. Enjoy it. Finish it. Stare at the screen in amazement and wonder what has gone wrong because you are getting the result you were expecting. Rinse, repeat.

I've been more productive from 2am to 2:30 than I've been the whole day.

When I don't know what a technology is about, I type it's name into Google search followed by 'vs'.
Google then suggest similar stuff, which helps me understand what I'm looking at.

!rant

Today marks three years of marriage to the best rubber duck ever.

😍

Testing before launch in 5 days... opens site in Safari aka OSX's IE...

CSS is about adding more lines till it works, and removing none in case it stops working.

For fuck's sake,if you are teaching "Machine Learning For Developers",you don't have to waste a whole hour explaining what the fuck a variable is or what is an if statement.Developers know what that is....aaargh.Off to sleep.

Map, Filter and reduce explained!

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

I laughed : "Yesterday I farted at the Apple Store... but sorry, it is not my fault, they don't have Windows..."

My cat died :( it was still young.. :( :(

Coincidence?

absolutely

Chinese measure tape...

@dfox tiny bug report: when playing gifs, it first plays the first ~1s of the gif, then starts again and then plays normally.
I'm using Android 6.0.1.

The thing about object orientation ...

oh man.....