For every Js developer out there 😂

Anyone ever get this?

When you work your ass off to meet the deadline and once you miraculously make it, the client decides to wait with the launch for a few more weeks.

Final.zip
Final1.zip
Finalfinal.zip
final.v1.zip
Final.v2.zip

Project folder without git

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

Boss: "We need this change implemented tomorrow"

Me: "No problem, it's completed"

Boss: "Wait you didn't follow change protocol you need to allow 5 business days for review and approval"

Me: ....

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

it doesn't work is not a bug report.

When you can pull off using a variable variable.

Microsoft Edge: "We support modern Web technologies."

Site scheduled to go live at 9:30. It's 9am and I've just been handed 3 hours worth of things to do on it. #FML

when your boss wants to be at 9 am in the office for absolutely nothing

You aint no dev son

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Love Making Games

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

This happens to me literally everyday..quiet please im working

Manager: how long does it take to add this functionality?
Me: 🤔, give me 6 days.
Man: perfect, you'll have 4 days
Me: why ask me then?
Man: so you feel included in the decision 🙂
Me: ..... Right... And ignored....

And now he wonders why, since then, I overestimate the times... And I wonder why he didn't fire me, my friends get scared everytime I talk to our manager 😛, actually, they forbid me from talking in meetings 😛.

working on final year project with other "programmers" who have no interest in programming.

My next project will disable "Reply All" in all email clients.