The S in PDF stands for standardized.

Stack Overflow : None of us is as dumb as all of us

Adding some scripts to a project with the whole intent of slowing performance on Internet Explorer, and if a client complained I showed them how fast it was on Firefox, Chrome or Opera.

I hate PHP

I have actually never used it

I broke my 7-segment and now it's just saying "GG"

I just realized that href stands for hyper reference.

Making web pages in PHP and without Git (manual backups).

When you're out of options

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

So I was opening a support ticket on the portal of our cloud provider

I went to copy the affected database instance to put it in the ticket

for some reason ctrl+c didn't work and I pasted what was in my clipboard instead

and didn't notice until the issues was submitted

This what was in my clipboard
http://quotesnhumor.com/wp-content/...

Facebook employees need to work on their sense of humor -.-

Found it in React Native docs (https://facebook.github.io/react-na...)

Comparison:

Me and ma kid

I just got four CSV reports sent to me by our audit team, one of them zipped because it was too large to attach to email.

I open the three smaller ones and it turns out they copied all the (comma separated) data into the first column of an Excel document.

It gets better.

I unzip the "big" one. It's just a shortcut to the report, on a network share I don't have access to.

They zipped a shortcut.

Sigh. This'll be a fun exchange.

Cache.

This is some next level goto bullshit...

There WAS a time, when I was small, I made a Minecraft server , and asked my friends to join my server at 127.0.0.1