True shit

Yeah! Linux users are smart 😎😎😎

#user_who_got_talent_to_fuck_our_work

A week in code:

Mon: Write all the code💻
Tue: Review all the code🔍
Wen: Fix all the broken code🔴
Thurs: Deploy🚢
Fri: Review all the code🔬

What dose bad relationship and bad coding have in common?
They return empty promises 😂😂

That moment when you spend an entire afternoon trying to eradicate a problem but give up at the end of the day, and then solve it in 10minutes the next morning.

Damn you dev life !

"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

beep beep I'm a sheep

......

Hey Apple

And then the protection broke and "Avast" was born .... and the broken nature has been there ever since.

Tech Support Cheat Sheet

So...Today I found an SQLI (sql injection , google if you're not aware) in one of our products , I start exploring it , I get my trusty Kali on me workstation . sqlmap etc. Tell my manager it's a true positive... I start exploring the db , half the devs at my manager's place start staring at his screen as I proper fuck a QA db server... I hear a qa guy mention triangulation as sqlmap dumps a uid table in his face . I hear my manager's manager saying 'this has been in our app for so long and we found it just now ? Who found it ?' *manager proudly saying me name* 'He's still working this late ?' ...apparently now my trip to england is getting covered for both me and me gf by the company...