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How it should be:
- First: solve the problem
- Second: Write your code.
How many people do:
- First: Write code
- Second: solve code problems
- Third: Adapt code with requirements
- Forth: get lost on your spaghetti code
- Sixth: make a suicide8 -
Great phrase from my PM (sarcasm):
"Don't waste time with maintainable code, we have a lot of bugs to solve"4 -
Translated:
"And jesus said:
Return home to your villages and solve the IT problems of your parents"
Merry Christmas everyone!!
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That moment when you spend an entire afternoon trying to eradicate a problem but give up at the end of the day, and then solve it in 10minutes the next morning.
Damn you dev life !12 -
You are good in programming and data structures.
But we won't select you because you couldn't solve the puzzle. 😑11 -
"Every great developer you know got there by solving problems they were unqualified to solve until they actually did it." - Patrick McKenzie1
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Day 1:
I installed an alarm app that doesn't turn off until you solve some math problem.
Next morning:
* alarm turns on
* solve the math problem
* get back to sleep
Conclusion:
most dangerous thing in the morning is the " let me close my eyes for one second"9 -
Anyone else went to bed thinking of how to solve a bug in their code and then ends up dreaming about it then, the idea of how to solve it comes into mind. You wake up to try it out and it worked? 😀9
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Programming is not knowing some language very well. It's about how you solve complex problems with the right tools for the job.5
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The moment when you begin to understand just about any programming language because you mastered one. And you solve problems much more effectively.12
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PM: We really need to solve this problem fast...
Me: So you want me to solve the element width or to reimplement the template?
PM: Yes! (and leaves before I can say anything)
Me: *poker face*4 -
!rant
**Getting ideas to solve a bug**
While Coding:
🤔
While Eating:
💡
While Sleeping:
💡💡
While in Bathroom:
💡💡💡8 -
Should build something for the society
For the underdogs, the misfits, the voiceless
One app to solve it all
*Goes to sleep*3 -
If you come up with a great idea in a meeting to solve a problem, be prepared to implement it alone.4
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Sometimes I wish my life was like Windows.
Whenever I notice a problem or error, restarting my life would solve it.3 -
that feeling when you code from 11 pm to 2 am to solve a problem and then decide to google it and see that you could solve it in 2 min or less4
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That feeling when you could not solve a Problem for hours and it almost drives you crazy. Then the next day you look at it again and almost solve it instantly3
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Every 20 minutes, the newcome colleague asks me a question to which he can get an answer by reading the language's tutorial.10
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I need 15 minutes to solve this bug.
... 3 hours later: I have no idea why my code doesn't work. :)1 -
the evolution of a js dev:
solve a problem with somebody else’s code
solve a problem with your own code
solve a problem with npm install4 -
How to solve a problem in 7 steps.
1. Google
2. Open links
3. Read
4. Copy
5. Paste
6. Run
7. Repeat until solve2 -
I doubt my skills every day.
Whenever i get a new problem to solve, I'm afraid I might not be able to solve it.
But at the end, I do.
Anyone else felt the same?6 -
Do all companies ask candidates to solve some crazy puzzles before interviewing them? These puzzles have nothing to do with the job!12
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The only way to solve high dimensionality rapresentation problems in convolutive neural networks it's having an high dimentional duck
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My programming teacher told me we need to solve problems using functions. Theoretically, main is a function .-.6
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Your code is supposed to solve the primary problem you have. It is not supposed to create problems and solve those problems you do not have initially.5
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That moment when you want to sleep and suddenly your brain says “hey buddy I know how to solve this one crazy bug you tried to solve the whole day”
03:00 fixed it
06:30 on my way to college
#Error404SleepNotFound -
TFW when just an hour of peer programming solve all your problems that have been bogging you down for a week.
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Why am I so introvert ?
The statistics's homework was 63 problems and the prof said that we can solve them in groups so each person will have to solve less problems .
But me ! No friends , no group ! Must solve all of them on my own :(9 -
Yesterday was the first time i used recursion to solve an issue in our project..Never felt so good 😁6
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Just came up and outlined my next personal project... at 5am...
Anyone else solve technical problems while in bed?4 -
Just learned how to solve linear recurrence problems with matricial calculations. This is absolutely wonderful.7
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Gotta love those 30 seconds of feeling of accomplishment after you solve a problem .. and before you see a new one.5
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Girlfriend : What's wrong with you nowadays!!!
Me : Something went wrong and I'm trying to solve it. -
This is just straight up a joke. Head of data science has had us implementing something based on a paper.
I raised some "concerns" about it a while ago. Found out today they'd not even read the paper. We're pretty sure what we've been asked to work on doesn't solve the problem it's meant to solve...3 -
There is nothing quite as satisfying as when you solve a bug that you've been working on for literally the entire day4
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A toast to those moments when we solve programming problems we couldn't google answers to, cause we'll never find them.1
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Konfuzius says:
When a mosquito land on your balls you will learn to solve problems without violence.2 -
it always amaze me when client thinks that new layout for his site will solve all performance problems3
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Devrant selfhosted with activitypub would be nice 🤔🤔
Maybe that could be a way to solve the problem of rising server costs?28 -
setTimeout(() => {
// some temporary fix, will solve later
}, 0)
...aaaand it stayed there for eternity.6 -
I'm starting to think that "Machine Learning" is the most unfortunate term that the industry has ever seen.
How people approach a problem here where I work: "I have a problem, I don't know how to solve it, I don't have any data. Let's implement a Machine Learning algorithm that will solve the problem for me."4 -
that moment when you solve a big problem, but only you know what's exactly the problem and how important to solve it.
yeah I am a hero 😎1 -
1. I feed my creativity addiction.
2. I solve my personal problems with automation mostly.
3. Money and food. -
It’s easier to write a new algorithm to solve world’s economically issues than to get the right shade of colours for your client.
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I'm there trying to find some easy to solve issues for hacktoberfest and github be like. Nah Man !
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When your IDE starts acting up and instead of searching how to solve the issue, you just reinstall it because it's easier.3
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I hate it when I ask about a way to solve a very specific problem in js, and people be like:
"You should use this x library, it has the y utility that will solve your problem right away"3 -
PM said I modified code that change UI so user may not familiar with. So, how could I know what is user familiar with if PM doesn't include spec or user manual to me.
No one tell me how to solve the problem, since you just want problem to be solve I solved it my way. :)2 -
I hate when theres simple problems I cant solve. Legit pisses me off. I cant even program a simple number sorting algorithm. 🤬9
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I used jQuery to solve an issue today because I was too lazy to restructure the way my site was rendered by my framework :(3
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I have a problem to solve but I just can't come up with any working algorithm or idea to solve it. I feel really fucking stupid right now
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Windows 10 doesn't to let me use my wifi.
*sighs*
No way to solve it.
Is this a new Windows feature?11 -
For the people who can't sleep. It looks easy, but there's smth in it what makes it hard. Sooner or later you'll fail. Not even generated with my advanced sudoku generator. This one is generated by my sudoku js widget what does a bare minimal of complexity in its generated puzzles. Let me know if you're able to solve it
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Experience doesnt equate number of years you worked. It acummulate through each problem/challenge we solve everyday. What your view, please share.2
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incompetent fucks giving no shit about agreed git flow
merging directly to master
complaining about conflicts and not willing to solve it themselves6 -
What if I told you that algebra, geometry, precalculus's (ect) laws are the equivalent of api/documentation. we learn them and use them when necessary to solve problems. I will use the quadratic formula in math to solve a problem just like I would use a particular function in programming.
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You wouldn't believe how hard it is to create an anonymous e-mail address these days. Spent 30 minutes looking for a non-blacklisted provider after failing at Gmail, Yahoo etc..5
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Now this is truly fucked up...
What wouldn't one due to solve problems... Nonetheless, how low can one go?
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Im started with Lego, with 12 i learned to solder, got interested in computers and ended up learning diverse languages to solve problems.
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Two things have helped me solve issues, and improve myself as a developer which are showers and sleep.2
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How would you feel if you can't solve your code? I'm almost a week stuck on a server problem. I applied for frontend dev position, it's okay for me to do this kind of stuff but the fact that I can't solve it for so long it makes me feel down :(5
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Your friend... when you're about to kill yourself after trying to solve single ERROR for decades!
;_;
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# தமிழில் ஒரு எடுத்துக்காட்டு
பதிப்பி "வணக்கம்!"
பதிப்பி "உலகே வணக்கம்"
பதிப்பி "******* நன்றி!. *******"
exit();
Anyone who can solve my hello world function.10 -
Tecnically not my very first experience, but in primary school I had to solve a math problem for my homework and an error in the book made it so that you couldn't solve it by hand (I think the solution was in the order of magnitude of 10^20). My calculator wasn't of much help either so I asked my dad to help me use basic to solve the problem. The next day I came in with a 2 page print out: 6 lines of code and the rest was the solution. The teacher didn't understand what it was.
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Yet another puzzle edition #3!
In order to solve:
Cwbqpl ystbsu, nbkmqsb gthpox!
You need to solve:
JDX: FNNCKTBJ
Good luck! Post your answer in the comments.5 -
Everyone here is intelligent and capable. Everyone's opinion matters and anyone may solve a problem you struggle with.
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When you're doing a math problem at school and you can't solve problems with loops and if statements2
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If you could solve *one* of the major unresolved problems in computer science, which one would you choose and *why*?14
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When you just get to bed and your brain decides to finally solve the problem you've been trying to solve the whole day...1
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The solution for if you're at breakfast but suddenly need to solve a whole family of problems... :')
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"Who ever said money can't solve your problems?
Must not have had enough money to problem to solve them."
Bitter truth for many. -
When you can login to a website perfectly fine but your client (the person paying you) can't for some reason. Still not sure if it's an isp issue (which I can't solve) or an site issue (which I should be able to solve) .2
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when u code on Android Studio, u wish all your error will be solve by enter alt+enter.. its a wonderful world1
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The most satisfying bug, the fucking mosquitoes at night, after buzzing around my head or hours. Fixed them by fucking smashing them on the wall with a shoe.
Oh wait, you meant a dev bug.
On my previous job, any problem that my egocentric idiot that i had as PM couldn't solve and i could, was satisfying to solve. -
there's two ways that i get better.
1. Learn new languages as they mature.
2. Think about existing problems we have and try to solve them, you either succeed and solve the problem or fail and learn from the experiance. -
How I solve programming tasks for competitions:
Example: Task from Google Code In. Build a Netflix activity scraper.
Easy, I'll do that and that I'll also need that and to run that I can do that. Perfect
How I solve a task with an algorithm
Reads ahh so I have to do that. Brain freezes and starts staring at a screen and has no idea whatsoever on how to solve it.1 -
I like programming but too much of a good thing becomes a bad thing 🤔 I dunno
Me programming year 1️⃣: I want to learn as much as I can
Me programming year 2️⃣: I want to solve this complicated problem and surpass the expectations
Me programming year 3️⃣: I want to solve this complicated problem and get paid
Me programming year 4️⃣: I want to solve this complicated problem even if it is difficult & stressful
....
Me programming year 8️⃣: I aint want nothing no more..4 -
I'm starting day three trying to solve a Dependency Hell issue which is preventing a bug fix being deployed.
Please help.4 -
Listening to music and watching movies helps me to focus. But I never found a way to solve my procrastination problem...
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Isn't pair programming kind of stupid in a workplace environment when you pair a junior and senior?
In that you that you pair someone that would be able to solve the task himself and one that needs still help to solve the task.
Why shouldn't the junior struggle on his own a bit before asking questions?6 -
Whenever there is a problem I need to solve. I can solve it. Want regular news for dwarf fortress, build an app for it. Bang. Done. That is the best thing about it in my eyes. The same as a carpenter can feel great about putting together a quality cupboard and using it himself.
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Why management loves to have excessive meetings about something that can be easily solve with one email or a text?3
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Either you're too stupid to understand the beauty that I create to solve your crazy business problems, or you just don't care :/
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Why does our boss think that there is "fix it" button for every bug.. which will magically solve the bug in 1 minute.1
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Going to completely blow a deadline? I have a solution, but the entire dev team on the project. That'll solve the problem!7
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Do what's necessary to solve the problem. A little more? Sure. But don't overdo it. That's true most of the time at least.1
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I have a Rubik’s cube that I solve when I need to clear my mind. That thing passes time SERIOUSLY well.2
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!rant
That feeling you get when you solve one quirky bug and it happens to also solve a different one that's plagued you for days.2 -
Talk to someone as if they're a wall. Bouncing off your own thoughts helps you solve it. It really does work!1
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I waiting for the day when I have a problem and there is no npm package that solve it already.
NoSleepjs....5 -
Oh! finally a different error. A sigh of relief..
But how the hell I should solve it....
New Story begins..................2 -
!rant && query
Anyone else have a victory song for when you solve a really challenging code problem? Mine is "Yeah!" by Usher.1 -
This "I'm complete idiot" feeling when you try tons of different things to solve a problem and none of them works.
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ChatGPT can solve a Rubik's cube in less than a second, but it still can't find its way out of a recursion loop!8
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Money burned! Just bought a voucher for the Java certification exam
- like this will help solve all my problems :/3 -
I had network problems.. and you know.. no shit.. the problem solve thing which might actually be just a for loop solved it.2
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When you've been pair programming to help solve a collegue's problem, only to come back to a cold chair again.1
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As students, imagine if we had to reference StackOverflow every time we used it to solve our problems...3
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I wish someone could sing me a lullaby to sleep coz all I think now is how to solve tomorrow code assignment 😋1
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When you are in the middle of a project, and get an idea how to solve an other project's problem..
I don't know if I should be happy to solve the first problem, or sad to cut my work on the current project. -
So, are there any way to solve automatic mysql shutting down in XAMPP. OS-Win 10
To solve this I need to do run innodb_force_recovery = 1 command evry time after restarting OS. -
I'm a MERN stack developer but want to crack google interview, so could I use javascript (or ts) to solve DSA problems there or should I need to solve it with cpp?19
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As a programmer I solve my life problems using programming too..
<?php
$problemSolved = “Fuck Life!!!”;
echo $problemSolved;
?>4 -
How do I solve this board without guessing? Always get stuck on these and what the pattern to look for is.
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Big thanks to anyone who helped solve the corridors of time puzzle. Team explorers is proud of you5
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When you can't wait until you watched the whole OINTB season because you've got an idea on how to solve your programming problem.
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I created a 100GB partition and when i install OS on it pc boots straight to windows
how can i solve this16 -
- devRant
- reddit
- people asking me how to solve a problem in their code and me explaining it to them -
Learn enough math to solve the problem Chat GPT (and two university math professors) have been unable to solve :(
The hardware is ready, the software is ready, and the only missing piece is to align a laser pointer with a Lambert's conformal conic projected map... I thought Chat GPT would be able to at least provide me with the necessary formulæ, but not...6 -
Can anyone help me understand how can I identify Dynamic Programming problem and general framework to solve the problem using DP?
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Define programmers
The mythical creatures who solve all the problems of lesser mortals without having to move from their desks. -
How do I prepare for a tech interview at top companies one year from now?
I'll be pursuing master's in CS from this august and want to prepare myself accordingly. I have a decent understanding of algorithms and data structure. Although I can solve problems at my work easily, I am still worried about my inability to solve medium - difficult hacker rank problems. -
Stuck with a problem I can't solve because GitHub is down! But that's fine! I didn't feel like being productive today anyways!6
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Apparently my superpower is writing exponential time algorithms to solve puzzles and games. If you need someone to write a recursive DFS to solve your shitty word search, hit me up.
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Been browsing job postings for a year and just can't find a company I'd like to work for
They are either evil, or x-washing and doesn't actually solve the problem they claim to solve4 -
Wanna test the level of your patience go solve some bugs in apps(pro level apps).They take the shit out of u .
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