My girlfriend stole my fucking devrant sweater.

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
I don't want to leave my bed but it's working time.
Another day of happy coding :)

So much used to double tap to like on devRant that I tried to double tap on Twitter...

programming class sucks today so I drew something while actually maintaining stuff as my teacher spews BS

When your teacher doesn't sure about the difference between JavaScript and Java.

True xD

My mom: "there's a virus in my phone! It says so when I open Chrome!"
Me: "...stop clicking on strange links that your friends send you, mom. Nobody will ever give you free Nespresso capsules for life as a gift."

Every damn time.

Writing a change log must be fun.

Just realized sudo means super user do

I think I will start to respond to my clients with "Let me Google That For You" links.

The moment you realize you're just good at googling and not an expert in programming...

That's when the internet connectivity is down!

*Me trying to flirt with her*

Me: "Programming turns me 1."

She: "JavaScript turns me true."

Guess who spent whole day searching some good js tutorials on web today ??

Algo strikes again!

I found Instagram on DevRant.
Look at all those comments 😮

My favorite method to study a new tech or framework is to make a little research and try to write an article.

Now normally I wouldn't post something like this but since I would be laughing just like this guy if somebody came to me with this problem, I just had to

The website I've been developing is a bookmark in a client's web browser

I feel so successful

Just like every patch. I love commits trip.
Source: http://commitstrip.com/en/2017/...

Accurate 😂

I'm getting a patent to my name. Yay!

What if I prefer +=1 instead of ++ ?

How developers take Mirror Selfies !

8am. Fire alarm. Git push!

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult code but rather short, easy code like print "I love honey 🍯"

The moment when someone pays you in the same coin 😂😂🍯

https://devrant.io/rants/897929/...

OI! I ain't that noisy!
I just really like honey! 🍯 🍯 🍯

😂😂😂

Could the Web Developers here tell me which languages other than HTML, CSS and JavaScript should I learn if I want to be a full stack developer? I also know a bit of C#, if anyone is wondering.

The moment when you have to cancel your day's plans on a Sunday of not going out for the "totally not a demand" style of asking to visit an aunt that you really don't like being around because of her habitual "all your choices suck and you must do as I please" attitude -_- Dysfunctional family at its best.

The moment when you're failing the university, you desperately wish to drop out of it and your parents push you to inhuman amounts of things to get you to finish the bloody thing when not even a bachelor's degree will ever help you in anything and it seriously wasted 5 years of "studying" about things in food technology that were there in the USSR. I think you failed to notice that 26 years have gone after that. More years than my age is, basically, and the tech has moved forward so much I will never be able to utilise at least 80% of what I was "taught". Yeah, it's nice pretending you're somehow smarter than everyone else in your room when you have a degree like that, right?

I'm studying at a professional college right now and it's 11 AM to 5 PM five days of the week. How am I supposed to be able to combine a university that never helps one even fucking slightly if you have a job or something similar? And it also insists that it won't take away grades if you don't go there, but simultaneously it actually does that. I'm the type who cannot be made to do something in some cases even if there is no other way perceivable.

I just want to get a goddamn job that pays, but I need something that gives me salary of at least about 1000 USD equivalent to just be able to hopefully rent a small flat and have some money to spare.

Now I have to be going to the college. I might end up getting my PC taken away from me a THIRD time since me and my friends built it. And it's only been a bit more than a year since that :|

Did I tell you my age? 23.

And these people(my parents), think they can bitch, moan, take things away from me(the things that helped me all my life to not go insane from their actions), then scream at and even hit me if I don't act 100% the way they want me to.

AND THEY WILL SAY THEY WANT ME TO SUCCEED AND THAT THEY STAND FOR MY FREEDOM.

If there is some force that can help me out of this, I summon thee!

/endrant.

Sorry for that. I needed to have that out of my system.

Phone app on Android Marshmallow has a contact in Favorites even though I don't contact her often OR have her marked as Favorite. Nice little glitch you have there, dev.