I want my tombstone to write : "This stone is a symbolic link to my soul."

The O(1) solution to any problem is to stop trying

JuniorDev: I made some changes to your code and it seems to work better.
Me: Awesome, thanks dude.
Inner-me: Who the hell does he think he is.

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Thanks for the suggestion Google.

I can't f***ing focus :'(

I have a certain condition with my eyes which i can compensate with glasses with prisms in it. Due to these prisms, all glowing colors become displaced in height. When i look on editors with syntax highlighting enabled, red is two millimeters behind the screen, green 4mm in front, blue 2mm in front, and gray exactly on 0. This is amazing, and sometimes is just watch this and wonder when holographic screens are becoming a thing. Id really wish for you to see somerhing like this.

Does coffee counts as a tool ?

What's the best thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

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