I think I found the smallest IDE,
It's lightweight, works with any filetype, can easily handle graphics as well

Jep, that's one way to handle this...

Writing script to handle fan speed now.

thats how I will handle IE support in the future ^^

Similar with pluses on devRant

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

But how many BYTES can it handle?

Best way to handle exception!

This project manager, man....

> Sends email to a client "Dear Ms X, here's your password for the Jira board: [...] Please handle it with care and keep it secret."
> Email goes out to 5 people.

Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.

Code free, code alone!

16 GB RAM and my IntelliJ can't handle a gradle refresh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

* googles how to handle fame *

Biggest scaling challenge?
The imaginary scaling issues from clients.

Client : How do you cope with data that's a billion times bigger than our current data set? Can you handle that? How much longer will it take to access some data then?

I could then give a speech about optimizing internal data structures and access algorithms that work with O(log n) complexity, but that wouldn't help, non-tech people will not understand that.
And telling someone, the system will be outdated and hopefully been replaced when that amount of data is reached, would be misinterpreted as "Our system can not handle it".

So the usual answer is: "No problem, our algorithms are optimized so they can handle any amount of data"

Best way to handle exceptions..

This is how I handle bad requests.

I guess my stalker finally decided to show herself.
Ddg *how to handle fame*

Reviewer: your pr has unit tests
Me: yes
Reviewer: well, we never had unit tests, this is kind of an issue, not sure how to handle this right now

return "LOL"

Me: So how do you handle conflict
Candidate: I use git kraken to highlight my conflicts and walk through them one by one

Probably the most developer answer i've ever heard hahaha

*1 week into dream job*

Me: I need to communicate this variable to a script running in another thread, how do you normally handle that?

My Lead: oh, just add it as a global variable

Me: oh no...

Lol, someone forked my abandoned-udemy course project

* Googles how to handle fame *

I hate myself. Really.
Last week I wrote a function to handle file uploads and at some point I left this very useful comment.
Do I know what to fix? Absolutely fucking nope.
I want to punch me from last week in the face

The best part of rebuilding your code is discovering better ways to handle almost everything

IE can go fuck itself.
Today, the reason the some JS broke is because it couldn't handle tabs. Works fine in any other browser.
Replace all tabs with spaces and bam, everything works again.
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I saw someone handle redirect on every anchor link on server side. Yes, they handle onclick on serverside and then decide where to redirect. No they don’t use href or any sort that’s stated on the HTML. And this guy is my senior.

The best way to handle stress.

Business: You should handle errors everywhere
Previous devs: Okay

Am I the only one who's mentally disabled because of the hot weather?

My favorite phrase to say on Friday’s.

“Sure I’ll handle that...on Monday!”

That first world problems moment when your desk can hardly handle handle the load of your monitor arm after you've put up a new monitor and you realize that three more monitors will be mounted soon.

😬😧😅

When your pc can't handle the game you're making :/

* wakes up to 26++s on devRant Post *

Me: * Googles how to handle fame *

Dual 27" Dell 4K HDR monitors, plus a Samsung 1080p and the retina display. My poor 2015 MacBook Pro with a Radeon R9 M370X 2GB can barely handle it. But there's just so much resolution that it's totally worth it!

I think this might be too much to handle for a js newbie 😉

When you're in Word and press CTRL+P to search for a segment in the document...

Or press CTRL+F5 on Sublime Text

Or press CTRL+S in the browser...

My brain can't handle this...

Favorite co-worker conversations:

Guy 1: PHP can be plenty fast! Just put in APC, Memcached, and Varnish and you can handle just about any load.

Guy 2: So you're saying PHP is fast when it doesn't run.

Perhaps there should be monthly presentations on how to correctly use and handle the toilet.

BRAIN_UNCAUGHT_EXCEPTION
Could not execute "sleep()", as main thread was busy thinking about why a beautiful girl would just handle me her number.

Ok we did get on well but it was unexpected nevertheless

Thank you brain for wasting my day 👍

This is bullshit.

We've got a project where we need to build a robot that can:
A. Follow a line.
B. Avoid obstacles
C. Go through a maze.

This, in itself, is fine. I can manage.

The problem is, the teacher that is supposed to support the course, is never where he's supposed to be.
Ie: he was supposed to be in the classroom to answer questions and give feedback yesterday from 09:00 to 13:00. The fucker didn't fuckin show up.

OK, so today, he's supposed to be here too, I've been sat in his classroom without him waiting for over an hour...

Also, no way I can do the maze part without knowing what defines a fucking blocked path, is it going to be a physical object or is the line going to be a different cor if you're not allowed to pass there?

I'm getting tired of this bs.

Found a comment in the code today:

/*
* Method: Import
* Purpose: Handle all the export
*/

Me: Hans, Get ze Flammenwerfer!!!
Hans: Why?
Me: They use long instead of big decimal!
Hans: How do they handle the floating values then?
Me: Before sending the request they multiply by 100 and on receiving they divide by 100

Reddit: You share an insightful view, the weebs can't handle the cognitive dissonance and downvote you en masse. Mods are inexperienced, power tripping 12 year olds that are unable to self-reflect. It's cancer.

Long live Devrant.

Pic: dissatisfied birb

Seems like they didn't properly handle the case for when the product isn't in their database anymore.

You run a bank with over 10million customers and can't​ handle a nullpointerexception error.And java ssly.

Seriously? Why choose xml rather than json? json is easier to handle people!

A: You are a sick bastard!
Me: No, I'm a linux user!
A: so what?
Me: viruses can't handle me

Handle all exceptions with
catch(Exception ex)

My fiancée's grandfather calls his cellphone a "jukebox". I can't handle this.

Thank you, @dfox. Now I can handle all this stress easily!

My country just changed its time zone from UTC+3 to UTC+2.
Now I have to change the server to handle requests correctly!
PS. Probably tomorrow will be a big chaos for everyone!

If life is a function I hope that I won’t return null.

Or at least throw an exception the developer of All this has to handle and carefully think about 😈

Oh for fuck sake android studio... Really?

You can't handle whitespace in a directory...

Being a user, u watch your processor handle things...! 😪

Become a superuser 🤓

Processor watches you handle everything 😎

Fellow dev complaining about server.

Me: My servers could handle the 10x traffic. If they weren't busy apologising for your shit codebase !

*First Rant btw*

If a program says that an unknown error occurred. It probably means, that the programmer was too lazy to handle an exception.

Sharing to show off my cave... While hoping my boss never downloads devRant and learns my devRant handle.

How some of our country's government websites handle responsive web design:

"Best viewed in Internet Explorer 5.x or higher in 1024 x 768 resolution"

if you are an web developer and cant handle cookies dont worry just eat them

Better investigate before flying off the handle!

Just found a
catch {
// TODO: correctly handle exceptions
}

In production code.

I like how (almost) everybody is positive about the layout/design change here, whenever any site changes even the slightest all my non-tech-friends lose their shit because normal people can't handle change.

Guys, i found it, the peak of modern technology. This usb cable can be inserted either way and it works (and it's not usb c) . I don't know how does it handle inverse polarity but it works !

I signed up to devRant with the same handle I use everywhere (firstName+lastName).toLowerCase() and now I feel like I can't really rant here, cause you never know who might read it...

This is what happens when you make style more important than function.

Pop quiz: when you lift the handle, what temperature water do you expect to come out? (This isn’t a trick question; assume you have an awesome water heater with instant warm-up time)

“Hot,” you might say, because the “H” is pointed towards you and aligned with the faucet.

“Cold,” you might say, because the handle is turned in the direction of the “C”.

There wouldn’t be any ambiguity if the H/C markings were on an immobile part of the fixture so that the relative position of the handle made the answer obvious.

(If you instinctively answered “cold” then congrats this is the perfect faucet for you.)

I hate when shit that is irrelevant and has 0 value makes it to news sites.

For example, TechCrunch today: Former FBI Director James Come changes Twitter handle". Ok? I give literally 0 fucks because guess what: HIM CHANGING HIS FUCKING TWITTER HANDLE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. THIS ISN'T FUCKING NEWS. IT'S FUCKING GOSSIP.

2 things I can not understand.
1)how my programming works.
2)what the fuck this new update of what's app about??? A status? fuck!

Worst update ever. Fuck I can not handle videos and photos of people who sends useless messages. Fuck!! 😫😫😫😫

Whe you build a backend service that handled 50k concurrent users. But you are forced to integrate this third party service which can handle 500 concurrent users.

I'm about to change my setup to run pihole on this new RPi Zero W. Hopefully it has enough power to handle it.

Our university will have a fancy laser lab with a direct fiberoptic connection to the most accurate atomic clock 200km away.

But the online system still cant handle more than few 1000 students trying to check their grades/plan...

Don’t worry about AI, Siri can’t even handle a simple calendar...

My custom rom (android) is so unstable, it even can't handle devrants double tap upvoting...

You used Node and Mongo to handle highly concurrent financial transactions. What where you thinking.

Today I found an error in how we handle credit on invoices in our software.

This is the first time my boss has ever made a legit pull request for me to review of his.

Damn I feel proud!

At an expensive Apache Spark training class. For hands on portion you use their system. When everyone logged on, their system couldn't handle the load. First they blamed the hotel wifi (even though every other site was running perfectly) and then they blamed AWS. It's clearly an issue with their system. It's ridiculous to not be honest with a room full of developers who know what's up.

Freelance web devs:

How do you handle pricing? By page or by hour? What's your rates?

Not sure how other developers handle this but I just had a break down and do not want to see another piece of code for at least a week :/

I'm a guy and when the migraine hits me I feel like crying. Is it normal for a guy to cry, coz I'm not able to handle this pain.

I see loads of students here.. and loads of freelancers and startup joiners.. all varieties...but one.. Anyone has a 'normal' 9-5 or sth (dev) work? Does that even exist?! Anyone stands up when the 8h are up and can leave the work behind?
I can't.. even when I leave the office I have algos & code stuck in my head..trying to solve the problem I worked on..

How do you handle non dev life? Is there anything left in a day?
I usually work monday-friday on avg 9h/day and have no idea how to manage not being fucked up at the end of the week. :\ I am trying to get back climbing, but usually I am just soooooo tiiiiireeeeeed after work.. I wanna sleep but when I close my eyes I see the code.. at least one core still left working..

Coda. Worst IDE ever. Do I have to say we have to handle versionning with Dropbox ?

Does anyone know an extension or library that helps determine if a co-worker is into me?

Or how to handle such inputs

I keep getting a fatal error: call to undefined function

Thought I was getting a handle on this whole programming thing....started reading The Art of Computer Programming by Knuth....feel deeply ashamed of my knowledge (or lack of)...superiority complex increasing with every page.

Sometimes I feel like I should handle my frameworks like Trump handles America.
No foreign code.

But then again.. Teaching my co-workers is better than just blaming them.

When the company spamming is also the service provider but fails to gracefully handle requests on their service 😒

How would you handle a noob who hasn't committed in weeks and when he does, gets like a million conflicts.

I received this from a recruiter. I can't handle the number of syntax errors. Who is it a appealing to :/

After days of sitting, coding, my back aches like f*ck. How do you guys handle this?

Are you able to handle programming while high?

After seeing this somewhere I now believe that even companies worth billions of dollars don't handle all their errors in production.

Working as a software engineer but: co-workers randomly walk into my office to ask me <<insert random IT problem (i.e. mouse not working etc.)>> while I'm deeply focused programming. Trying to close my office door results in co-workers backbiting...

Why can't they just go to the IT administrator who's work it is to handle their fucking problems?

N: Me
C: Keurig Coffee Machine

N: *Turns on surge protector and keurig*

C: WAIT, PREHEATING

N: *Lifts handle to put Keurig cup in*

C: LOWER HANDLE TO PREHEAT

N: Fine, I'll just wait.

C: FILL WATER TANK

N: Wtf I just sat here for like 3 minutes and now you tell me? *Fills Tank*

C: WAIT, PREHEATING....

N: *Waits another 3 minutes*

C: INSERT CUP

N: *Inserts Cup*

C: *Makes coffee in 1 minute*

C: ENJOY COFFEE. WAIT, PREHEATING

N: *Turns off surge protector before finished preheating*

Is this really nitpicky shit? I feel like I have to babysit it through the entire process.

When smart phones can't handle daylight savings 😂

Fuck you apple, and fuck your god damn shitty documentation.

Working with NFC enabled passes, their documentation says "payload max is 64 bytes"

What they ACTUALLY fucking mean is 64 ascii characters.

Also, the way they handle date time formats is fucked. They say they support W3C formats (iso) but what they actually mean is, they support a half assed version of a subset of it.

I told their chief engineer over a phone call and his response;

"I agree, our documentation is lacking"... HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING UPDATE IT!

Also, how they handle json is just bad.

Any devs hitting the gym here? I started yesterday and when I came back home, I I was so tired that I couldn't write a single line of code. I don't know how I will handle both.

hmm I just slip into a depressive phase because of my workplace 😐 I can't handle the pressure somehow.. I think I am a bad teamlead, I am not made for this

Commiting to repo to have Travis handle the testing

An interesting way to handle errors......

FUCKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKK
everything mounted, was going to connect Z and motor...
And the fucking X stepper isn't working...
The plastic piece that made the steps is overused and can't handle the weight :(

My client requested me to release the source code to their development team today. They are going to handle the further development from now. Client has paid for the app in full.

That wasn't a good news to me.

Other dev: fuck you, your code can't handle null as input
Me: yeah, because it's kotlin. It's like I added @NotNull, so?...
Other dev: fuck kotlin
Me: fuck you and your nullpointers. Don't pass my precious constructor that crap!

Someone just followed me on github, I don't know how to handle the fame 😱

If you want to edit large text files, I found out that JOE will handle 1GB+.

Yay for 28 year old software.

I'm the only developer here. I'm also pretty bad.

I can't handle all this responsibility, every single fuck up will be my fault.

The client: Product looks great! However there's one additional change...
Boss: Sure! My dev can handle it
Me:

Seriously, fuck Xcode up the ass with a hot poker. What a piece of shit. It can’t even handle graphics as well as MacDraw circa 1989

Well, this also feels kinda good

Just finished another conference call. Broken voices, confusing accents and awkward silences. How do you guys handle it?

Just learned the previous dev team thought a db column with a value of NULL or "Y" was a great way to handle boolean values.

Bring my stress ball to work.
It keeps rolling on the floor, so I have to chase it around.😿
How can you guys handle this bad boy

fastlane: we can’t handle Xcode’s Automatic codesign
Me: OK, I’ll setup match, as you suggested

...many hours passed...

fastlane: NO
Me:

I recently started going super minimal. My attention span can't handle multiple monitors.

How do you handle narcissist managers?

Who look at you not as human beeing but as a thing to exploit for personal gain? Sure there's the business side (capitalism) but the human side of it bothers me.

If you only pay your junior web developer $11/hour to handle projects by themselves, what kind of quality of work do you expect to have?

dear deutsche bahn developers: please review you handling for dynamic contents width. yours sincerely

ps. riding in a full train and not enough space to handle my computer is boring.

When you wanna lunch a product and all domains with good names are taken; and when you find a good domain, the twitter handle is taken by an egg!!

Why can't chrome and Firefox ever handle css the same?

A centralised "music on hold" system. Powered by a PHP web service, and a raspberry pi in each clients office(s) to handle the "player". Essentially a distributed DJ system.

that feeling when everything isnt responding anymore so i thought task manager could handle it..... turns out task manager is like everything else....

Task Manager (not responding)

Haven't found any catch block that has anything other than:
// TODO Handle Exception

How to handle fucking management assholes playing politics in office. Always there to take credit of the job they haven't done.
Really pissed off !!!

Should I trust these guys with my money?
They can not even handle their CSS

When your wireless router can handle about "300 speed"...

Hey look what I found in the supermarket.
Java Java so much Java!!!
I can’t handle this.

Today some random highschool guy who i barely knew tried to convince me to build for him his "billion dollar" social app while he handles the business side. I burnt that crap with eternal holy fire before he even finished that sentence!

!rant Eeeeeeeeee!!!! The interpreter can now handle floats and integers! And accept the power operator! And modulo! (Sorry, absurdly excited)

Something I hate in .NET: It wants to take care of different decimal seperators in different countries.
No .NET, I would handle this myself anyway :(

Have you ever lived in an apartment with a French balcony, on the first floor, WITH A FUCKING HANDLE ON THE OUTSIDE?

So now Github has their project feature and Bitbucket has integrated Trello [beta].

Any of you guys using those features?

How do you handle your ToDos/tasks?

Which Linux distro can handle 4k well? I was a bit disappointed with Mint and elementaryOS

Currently got a designer blatantly trying to discredit me 😬

Always trying to prove I don’t understand what I’m on about luckily 😏 I do

How do you handle someone like this?

She’s always bitchy on the phone

When a marketing / sales person says in a meeting with executives that our current infrastructure can handle 300.000 new customers easily. (We're at 90 ATM).

Mfw I'm the techie in the room and aware of our non-scaling mysql DB.

When your searching for something so off the wall Google doesn't know how to handle it.

Today we learned:

Don't run a backup integrity check on terabytes of data in multiple jobs your cpu can't handle.

And i cannot abort the process...

Guess i have to go outside, in the cold, brrrr.

Our invoice report crushed because someone paste an invalid character which devExpress couldn’t handle.
I told boss we should trim and run regexp test for all string input.
Got rejected.
Why?!?!?!🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️

What a crappy unreliable way to handle issues during software update. App name is Mi Fit.

This is what you get when you buy 30$ smart bands. Keep trying until your update is successful.

How do you handle working in a place with people when you're anxious and awkward af.

How the hell some devs are releasing to production before passing to QA, Alpha testing, staging at least handle all type of errors and hide your API Keys.

Core Thread[20741]: segfault at 0 ip 0000000000000000 sp 00007faacbff7e98 error 14 in spotify

Dude, please handle being not able to open an audio output... :(

I totally hate working with timezones and timesystems... And worse are people that don't see the problems, and keep using localtime for everything... HOW TO HANDLE DISCREPENCY ON DAYLIGHT SAVINGS?!

i7, 8GB RAM with 2GB nvidia graphics couldn't handle the training of neural net on a google text corpus! -.-"
I'm just watching it train, nothing to do! oh but wait,I can rant! 😃😃

Once again, I have bitten off more than I can chew. Agreed and agreed on every side project that came along and now I have so many at once I can’t handle

i hate how android handle the device rotation, killing the current activity and opening a new one with different layout

Visual Studio. Sure it's got it's quirks and bugs but it can handle pretty much anything you'd want to develop.

"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"

When an engineer has to handle a flower

Have programmed process control machines to handle nuclear waste, motion control, welding, tank inspection, joysticks, and more...

Never learned to program my VCR...

I was considering starting a business with a coworker something like dfox-trogus duo...

But damn he can't even stop pushing unfinished changes ... Its not bug... Its bug+unfinished... Bugs I can handle...

Now I really think I might be better alone

How does one handle stress? I’ve got way too much on my plate... I’ve never puked before due to stress and anxiety until recently.

Not my hack but one I've seen hundreds of times:

Thread.sleep() because you don't know how to handle async calls

The "just use the right tool for the job" argument I've seen many times in defense of Windows is getting tiresome. When the tool's handle is on fire, you use a different tool. It's madness to keep burning yourself.

Loosing 4h of work because bsod, because I asked substance painter to do something way above what my computer can handle... And saving take ages with big projects so I kind of forgot.. FUCK I'm an idiot T_T.

I'm quite shocked today after receiving an email which acknowledges me with so much respect that I cannot handle, I mean this has never happened in my entire life, I can't even handle it

The best way to handle those JavaScript errors!

An application requiring lots of servers to handle the workload is not the problem.

The problem is an application that cannot handle workload no matter how many servers you throw at it.

Fuck API that can't handle asynchronous operations!

GCC is like an Indian mother, it keeps telling so many things irrelavant for me, when I do a mistake.

I must be some kind of retard to think that a fallback font would actually handle the characters not handled by the previous fonts.

I hate configuring fonts so fucking much

Meanwhile pinterest was throwing this error and is expecting the user to catch/handle the error! Lol

Tester:

Adding 6 parents & 16 siblings breaks the application. Please handle this scenario....

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Awkward, but the only possible way.
Either I didnt figure it out or shame at Apple, this is not a good way to handle this.

Newbie here, how long did it take you to get a good handle in the language you code in (that pays your bills)?

There's a @Letmecode since 29 Dec, 2016, afaik he changed his handle to @Alexdelarge a month ago
If at all that account existed, the username wouldn't have been available.

There should be a course on how to handle clients/managers for designers and developers
:/

I was given two lists of values in an excel spreadsheet and I needed to compare/find duplicates. I wrote some JavaScript to handle it. I don't know how to use fucking Excel.

I have absolutely no respect for developers who can't properly touch-type.

You don't see many cooks who don't know how to handle a knife, do you?

squished a particularly pesky bug before lunch now I feel like I should just leave on a high note and let Monday me handle the unexpected features I've undoubtedly created

Customers don't know what they want... How do you handle them?

Worst practice -- our application isn't built to properly handle threads and I just added a Sleep statement to wait for the backend process to replicate its data. I feel so guilty and dirty.

Has anyone ever deployed something to production and it had to get rolled back due to bugs? How did you handle that?

Despite the fact that its 2016, Visual Studio still can't seem to handle filepaths greater than 255 characters...

Best co-worker is my elder brother, he is electronics & communication engineer. Working on robotics project is too much fun. He handle the haredware i.e electronic circuits design in PCB where as programming work is left for me.

I have a project idea:
Web app that will automatically generate random like-a-facebook project ideas that will handle the buisness side and automatically post that offer on multiple forums, linkedin and send email with it. All using AI, Nural Networks, Big Data and VR.

Seriously, once fucking more some african or indian guy messages me to work for his awesome "its like a facebook but different" idea where he needs "just backend, frontend and mobile apps" and that he will just "handle the rest" and that "have no money now but after I sign a NDA he will give me some shares", I am gonna find him and shit on his head. Monday did not even ended yet and I already read 9 "offers" like this on my mail and facebook, only one guy white, rest indians or africans.

Why are then people suprised that we consider black and indian devs as a fucking joke 90% of the time. I have a indian dev friend and he could not find a dev job for 2 months, because everyone would rather work with less skilled asian / white guy than indian / black guy. This is not about racism, but about those retards that are acting like idiots. Hope I did not offend anyone (unless you do shit like this, then, please just smash your keyboard over your head).

Words like AI and neural networks are used just to lure the investors to our gofundme campain and steal their money after 2 years of silence.

Taking college summer courses for the first time ever. I hope I can handle the load; at least they don't overlap.

I read a comment earlier so I got curious. How do you handle questions from clients like:

This work should not take long?
This job should not be expensive?
It's just a copy paste, be done by the end of the day!

How do you deal with managers/co-workers asking you the task status every hour? They keep on asking, is this done? is this done? It pisses me off to no end. Does anybody know how to handle this without being overly snarky?

Is it sane or practical to write C programs on PAPER dealing with processes and child processes that handle files and other processes and sh*t?

I don't know 😐

Domain Drive Design question:

I am working on a simple case to teach how to apply DDD, my case is as follows:
Simple forum with Author, Moderator and Users.

I am using Dotnet core for this. I am not sure how and where I should implement authorization:
1. Author can edit his posts only
2. Moderator edits any post

In dotnet core, we handle roles, policies in the api layer, and its per endpoint, I have an identity layer which handles accounts, registering roles and policies in database.

But I'm not sure if I should or how to handle authorization based on permissions in application layer.

If you apply for a job advertising 35,000-45,000 and get offered 26,000 how would you handle it? If you meet the requirements and pass there test.

FFS!
Handle your own support tickets instead of just passing them on to me.

The quality of developer you hire to greenfield or implement feature sets dictates the amount of help you will hire in the future to handle customer support fixes both on the engineering side and CEM side

Well, ok then...
Chrome cant even handle this.

How do i handle code review as a junior developer?
I understand its need and I don't want to skip it.
But I feel under confident after code review when my mistakes are pointed out. They always seem so trivial and wonder how did I even miss them. How should I handle such situations? And how do I improve from here?

* package-lock.json * merge conflict

ME: fuck fuck fuck, C-s I-Search: HEAD
ME: this shit is much i can't handle it, fuck

ME: rm package-lock.json ; npm install

I added thousands or record to our test sql database and our web based product couldn’t handle it due to lazy loading all the records at once, but of course it’s my fault because I ‘overloaded the database’.......

;-) this is "find a store" page of an International ISP.
they cannot even handle their google api keys.
how they can handle my data.

Is it worth it to get into python if you can handle c# and java?

Is it okay, to wrap posix-commands in your program for stuff like remove, mkdir and copy, if the language doesn't provide this functionality to accomplish these, without having to implement them yourself and handle half a million edge-cases.

How do you test unreachable code or part that is considered an edge case?

For example I catch exceptions in case IO failed and data was not written on database, but that only happens if hardware failure, or no disk space left, how do I mimic that?

I also have unreachable code for example, in one layer I fetch data (lets call it function x) and always return success result unless item not found I throw KeyNotFound exception. But in the calling function I handle the case of Status == Failed
Just in-case in the future I change function x and start returning failed status, so my logic already written but never reachable

I got an email from an owner that was a bit strange. It was a forward of an email he sent to someone else. At the top of the body he had written:

****BLIND COPY****

hahahaha

I shared with him the proper way to handle such a task :)

Please advice a good laptop that can handle Machine Learning and Android Studio.