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Webcoder full stack.
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js, html, xml, xcode, python, css, xslt, asp, php

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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'Never deploy to production before weekend or holidays.'

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Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

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Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

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The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

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js validation

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I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

joke/meme wannacry ransomware

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Be cool.

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FUCK OFF WINDOWS. I NEED TO WORK BECAUSE MY DEADLINE IS COMING BUT NO, THE FUCKING WINDOWS DECIDED TO FUCKING UPDATE. I DON'T WANT AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SOFTWARE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 1 HOUR TO GET TO 35%. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Fixing a bug in production

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Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

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[person] so, what do game developers do?
[me]

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When you try to follow the logic of those who went before.

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Internet Explorer is a bully

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when you know the code is inefficient but they wanted it fast so you say "fuck it, I'll fix this later", but you never do...

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Oh yeah 🙌🏼

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It will be fun they said...it's a trap!

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There it is

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when you setup a CMS for the client, then they blindly copy-paste from Word.
then they complain that the pages are messed up.

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When you write scripts to automate stuff because you're lazy, but you spend so much time writing them it makes you doubt your own laziness

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Client wants a hit counter in their site.....is this 1998?

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