New baby girl 🥰

Worryingly, at 4:04pm.

Congrats. First! Yeaaahh..

The doctors went to look at the baby in their old address... 404!
Congrats!!

@kanyewest would love a kiddo. Can you directly go home afterwards and never show yourself again? Also, how much Asian do you look? I like karate kid but don't need to have one on my own.

@kanyewest In Dutch 'mongool' (also the name of a Mongolian here) means retarded in the form of mentally handicapped -> down syndrome.

I kinda look for a partner with having a kid already around 5 years old hihi.

Video games are killing, didn't play anymore since my teens. But did organize a yearly network game event with 10 to 15 computers. half of those computers I could repair before they were even playable. My friends on that age weren't nerds and had bad PC's with all kind of issues. Especially porn advertisements what was popular in that era. (You remember your whole desktop full with icons and shit and toolbars?).

It's a Hollywood movie, so yeah, probably he was black or something else unexpected for a ninja.

Congratulations!,
Also keep an eye on her, else she might...well somebody used that joke already so nvm

Congrats! A third demon, as you call them, is it? ;)

@netikras I’m up to four little demons now ^^

@kanyewest that, or she adopted a Mongolian on 4.04 pm. That could be the time she got the confirmation mail.

Congrats.

Interesting coincidence on the time, too.

@Root nice!

Congratulations!!

Woohoo! Enjoy those baby snuggles

I predict this will be the most commented rant on devRant this month.

And yeah, congrats! A new backup is always cause for celebration. 🍾🥂

@cprn One rant did reach the hundred comments or so of spam this month, so don't think so. But yeah, maybe the most human commented rant. I hope so.

root.fork()

@Demolishun
root.sleep() // …please?

Congrats!!! 🎉 🍼🐥

Sounds like my projects, at least 404 part!

But seriously, congratulations 🎉 and all the best!

@kanyewest everything what life is about in just four characters indeed.

@devJs in that case my kid should been born 5:00. Since it's mine, it will be am. Currently having a 403 with a kiddo. Fucked up ex. He 201'd the kid, I didn't so have nothing to say.

Almost forgot, kids, life's about that too. C, prn and kids 😁

I'm getting a 403 around schools soon I guess 😂

I live in Apartment 404 so ! It's definitely interesting! 😂

4 is the most powerful number 🙌

Congrats ROOT !!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Explains the long absences on devrant.

But good luck with the new one and work!

@kanyewest Sorry for the quality, but… genesis is on that picture: https://devrant.com/rants/4835949/...

@max19931 My absence has mostly been due to severe burnout. Everything but simply surviving takes too much energy.

@retoor Baby comes starfished, whizzing through the air like a ninja star, and breaks the doctors jaw.

And in a singular instant, the universe had reincarnated bruce lee.

@Root So you do Root hey 😏

@lopu …?

@Root Get off devrant and take care of your baby !!!

Don’t tell me what to do, @lopu.

@Root heh, my wife's phone said "please leave a message". So I left a message that says "don't tell me what to do!"

Congrats, @Root
Very happy for you and your little daemons
And the parents folder as well of course
Another life spun up
Yay!

Congratulations @Root.

Congrats!