Naming contest:

These two 'new' servers need hostnames.
Names must be within the following constraints:

* Names must be female
* Names must be pronouncable and writable in ASCII standard set of characters.
* Names are preferred to reference to duo's, like sisters, twins, dynamic duo's like chip and dale, but female.

Previous servers were name 'tairu' & 'mairu' (heroic age) and 'karen' & 'tsukihi' (nisemonogatori)

Let's see if the devrant community can surprise me.

Entries will be closed within 48 hours of this post.

Hanni & Nanni

Alice & Elsie

GlaDOS & Chell

Popuko & Pipimi (Pop Team Epic)

Harleen and Pamela (Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy )

Julija & Jelena (t.A.T.u. singers)

Geminus Blue & Geminus Red (from RUINER)
Blue is nice, while Red will fuck you up.

Luna & Stella
Luna = moon
Stella = star

Chipita and Dahlia :P

Ariel and Lucy

@Condor oh god 😂

Li & Nux

@AlexDeLarge I was thinking something similar.. 😂

Thelma and Louise. They are bound to crash and burn at some point.

Lilly & Silly

Tetanus and Diphtheria

Viagra and Erectile disfunction

Cortana & Alexa

Scilla and Cariddi (Homer's Odyssey)

Tiuhti and Viuhti

Melanie and Martina (the twins from Fun House, a UK kids show from the 90s)

I'm a writer so naming is my specialty.

Colette & Juliette

Scarlet & Violet

Jenny & Jessy

Tin & Tam

Ravette & Lilith (twins from my second manuscript)

Elizabeth & Isabella

Araminta & Maia

@DudeCoder I think the first line said female...

@AlexDeLarge Hahahaha I laughed so fucking hard!

@DudeCoder got my vote. PLEASE.

@riovista was gonna suggest the same. Beat me to it!

Plusle and Minun

Ruby and Yang (The two females from the RWBY anime)

Bonny and Clyde (not both are female, but they're an iconic couple)

Bob and Vagene.

Proxima & Centauri

Lila & Rose

Corona & Stella

Anna & Nina (Tekken)

servi & pervi

Sodom and Gomorrah. But then you won't be able to look at them without turning into a pillar of salt.

Ab and bud
Bertha1 and bertha2 (put yellow eartags out front)
Anastacia and natasja from brides.ru
Ying and yang
Chick and bird (personal favourite)

Rem and Ram

DROP and tables;

Mimosa and chardonnay
🍷

April and May

@riovista that's where my head was!

Pena and Gana

Rick & Morty

Karla & Latifa (2 girls one cup reference)

Left and right

Server1 & Server2

Alleria and Sylvanas

#WindrunnerSisters

#WoW

North & West because why not

Rosa and Débora

10 points for whoever gets the reference.

Kara & Alice

I forgot to add Samantha and Deanna. (Girl versions of Sam and Dean from Supernatural.)

Mary & Kate, if it's two servers pretending to be one.
Mary-Kate & Ashley, if your pool is homogeneous.

Alice 1 .. ∞, when your cluster has evil residents.

Cox anvd Crendor

Ram and Rem

Salt and Pepper

Jack & Jill

Trogus and Dfox

Anna and Elsa.. 🙃

Heidi and Clara

Sange & Yasha

Queen B and RiRi (and no I don't listen to their shitty 'music')

Wow, so many comments... It's gonna take a while to go through all these. I'll keep you posted

Weebl and Bob....ette

The problem is now that many suggestions are not within the constraints (like the gender of names)

Therefore i am thinking to pass through all comments and rate them with a weighted system. 3 weights for all conditions let, 2 for 2/3 conditions, and so on.

This would mean that e.g. @fuckwit would get (at time of writing) 20 * 3 points, thus 60.

@AlexDeLarge suggestion is highly popular, but since disease names are genderless by default, it gets only 2 points of weight. This would still mean it's on the lead with 62 * 2 points since both are STD's .

That being said, i really, really should have put another condition preventing angry grumpy german superranters to submit suggestions... I don't want STD's in my infra... Oh well, for next time.

I'll go and prepare some bootstrap scripts....

Forgot to enter the price winning contest entry.

Sissy and sassy

@AlexDeLarge well played my friend :D

Mary Kate and Ashley

Ok, this took a while to compile... And oh boy i am kinda overwhelmed by the responses. But we have to put something in that bootstrap script so...

Remember, i needed to implement a weight system since there were various types of entries. see my previous comment.

@AlexDeLarge wins the popular vote with 63, hurray for everyone getting STD's! They are a duo since they are both STD's and when you got one, you usually get the other one as well as a free gift (or so i have been told, i'm clean). but not female names since disease names are by default genderless. 2 (out of 3 weights) * 63 = 126

@paranoidAndroid has the runner up popular vote with 43, i personally like this one, but i am unsure if the names should count as female. This might be up for debate since "GlaDOS" is by origin a female worker at aperture science labs by the name of Gladys. "Chell" on the other hand might be too neutral? I'd want to give it 3/3 weights, but i have to be fair and also just grant it 2/3, resulting in... 86, if it were "chelly" though...

a tie! for the third popular vote between @fuckwit and @CaptainJuers, both complying to all three conditions...resulting in both 3 * 20 ... 60

This means that "The Angriest ranter of the internet" wins.

That being said some personal favorites and honorable mentions:

@jonii 's comment made me think too hard of that talking ballsack functioning like the orange mouthpiece sean hannity, good jab, but no...

@Alice kept it cute, alas, cuteness is not in store for these new slaves

@Irithyll 's comment is GOLD! Epic WTF series, but alas, it's a niche.

@1989 's entry was intriguing, have not heard about those twins and now they gave me a laugh, thans for that cultural recommendation and the wiki page

@riovista , i had seen that coming, and i know that if i name them so, they will crash way too soon, and i don't want to be held accountable for burning down a datacenter.

@endor and @ArcaneEye 's entry is a classic for it's reference to the greek classics. Clytemnestra is really uncommon now and you only know that name if you have studied greek history or literature.

@Michelle is very creative indeed and the names from her second manuscript are quite to my liking!

@Paramite chose nice G'names, it happen to be names of people i know and am fond of.

@Reffins , Re:Zero is hilarious indeed! good taste!

@ceee 's entry i hoped to have more voters for, what happened to honoring all greek mythology and history but not dionysos?

@squid 's entry is original and i like it, i'll add it to the list of VM hostnames

@datawraith it's been so long ago i kicked of from digital meth, that i didn't get the WoW reference at first, but indeed, a large potential pool of names from that universe!

In the end. thnx again you damn filthy ranter... now my infra will be deliberately infected...

Well, guess i do bootstrapping now...

Here is the first...

@NeatNerdPrime "Hey boss, we got new servers! Check them out!"

*Awkward silence*

@Jilano good thing i'm my own boss then ...

@NeatNerdPrime I have to admit, when I reay "Syphillis and Clamydia" I had to admit that it's better than my entry.

@riovista oh man, those are great names