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nikolatesla
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Two types of Developers:

1. Good Developers
2. Instagram Vloggers/Influencers

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  • 31
    6y
    3. Developers who knows how to search Google.
    4. Spaghetti code writers.
    5. If it works, its fine developers.
    6. Freshmen who thinks he knows it all.
  • 18
    6y
    7. The code tell it self developer
    8. no documentation developer
  • 19
    6y
    9. Works on my machine, no tests needed developers.
  • 20
    6y
    10. Devs who rant about the previous 9
  • 1
    6y
    Is it ok if I use Google to find the documentation?
  • 11
    6y
    @EV-EV no, use duckduckgo ;)
  • 21
    6y
    11. Developers that spend hours installing IDE themes and extensions...
  • 13
    6y
    12. Developers that write Programms who send you passwords in plain text
  • 18
    6y
    13. developers who call themselves developers but in reality, all they do is procrastinate & devrant
  • 8
    6y
    14. "Codereview is a waste of time" devs
  • 1
    6y
    @DotSln IT's a sin
  • 8
    6y
    15. Light theme devs
  • 10
    6y
    16. "I'll just add in another framework/library" devs
  • 8
    6y
    17: needy developer who need constant help, pity, and coworkers to doing his job. Never tried to understand someone other code, always complained that he didn't wrote it, so why he need to maintain it.
  • 5
    6y
    18: developer who always complain about anything yet they didn't do anything to make it better
  • 11
    6y
    21: Developers who can't count
  • 1
    6y
    But no one is talking about number 2. How they manage to code and spend ample amount of time on Instagram as a vlogger or influencer? (also one Instagram post's caption is as large as one blog)
  • 1
    6y
    I feel like a lot of the developers 3+ are the same person
  • 3
    6y
    22: It compiles, let's sell it developer
  • 4
    6y
    ? IG vloggers about programming exists? 😁
  • 2
    6y
    @Kekica [@]dvlp.r on IG for instance
  • 4
    6y
    24. Push without testing kind of developers
  • 0
    6y
    10. Developers that do not read the docs and continued writing a list that was supposed to list only 2 types of a thing
  • 1
    4y
    @Kekica It does, though mainly thots (nothing against women that *actually* code) that have some HTML and CSS in the background in order to look smarter while they show off their asses in tight yoga pants.
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