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FahadAlt

1813

5y

3. Developers who knows how to search Google.
4. Spaghetti code writers.
5. If it works, its fine developers.
6. Freshmen who thinks he knows it all.
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wowotek

5855

5y

7. The code tell it self developer
8. no documentation developer
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felbit

411

5y

9. Works on my machine, no tests needed developers.
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finiteAutomaton

1953

5y

10. Devs who rant about the previous 9
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EV-EV

359

5y

Is it ok if I use Google to find the documentation?
11

Mckol

86

5y

@EV-EV no, use duckduckgo ;)
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Braed

296

5y

11. Developers that spend hours installing IDE themes and extensions...
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git-fuckyou

1238

5y

12. Developers that write Programms who send you passwords in plain text
18

git-gud

1433

5y

13. developers who call themselves developers but in reality, all they do is procrastinate & devrant
8

DotSln

148

5y

14. "Codereview is a waste of time" devs
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SweetHuman

1929

5y

@DotSln IT's a sin
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fullsnack-dev

2504

5y

15. Light theme devs
10

Condor

32894

5y

16. "I'll just add in another framework/library" devs
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BobRock

11

5y

17: needy developer who need constant help, pity, and coworkers to doing his job. Never tried to understand someone other code, always complained that he didn't wrote it, so why he need to maintain it.
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stupidbot

128

5y

18: developer who always complain about anything yet they didn't do anything to make it better
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Danacus

240

5y

21: Developers who can't count
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scorpionk

407

5y

But no one is talking about number 2. How they manage to code and spend ample amount of time on Instagram as a vlogger or influencer? (also one Instagram post's caption is as large as one blog)
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taigrr

890

5y

I feel like a lot of the developers 3+ are the same person
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Owirosim

45

5y

22: It compiles, let's sell it developer
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Kekica

961

5y

? IG vloggers about programming exists? 😁
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CodeAlex

2152

5y

@Kekica [@]dvlp.r on IG for instance
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randomnumber

2241

5y

24. Push without testing kind of developers
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mundo03

5023

5y

10. Developers that do not read the docs and continued writing a list that was supposed to list only 2 types of a thing
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FinlayDaG33k

6328

3y

@Kekica It does, though mainly thots (nothing against women that *actually* code) that have some HTML and CSS in the background in order to look smarter while they show off their asses in tight yoga pants.

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