Sure sex is cool but have you ever deleted Microsoft Teams from your phone?

Oh that bloatware spyware piece of stinky toxic garbage...

I don't have M$ Teams so I want the seks.

Nope, but have you ever uninstalled Eclipse IDE? I'm sure it's just as satisfying.

i felt that way when i uninstalled slack

I can’t wait to do that

@fruitfcker here have a pineapple

Did teams
Replace their pay an arm and a leg vcs foundation server ?

@fruitfcker I want the sex too

@jAsE-cAsE I want sex with their mouth

@jAsE-cAsE heheheheh
He be like “no(yes) I hate(love) that idea puke(gobble) I’m straight(curious)” lmao

I was lucky to have never done this)

@StanleyGabbard the gobble part ? Lol

I deleted skype and job chats. Never felt better.

@AvatarOfKaine * BONK *

Then if you have a taste for anal, just reinstall it

Nuking XEN.

XEN is one of the worst crap systems I've dealt with.

That’s cool, can’t wait to do the same with slack

@StanleyGabbard so you're a virgin then?

What do I do after deleting Teams? Back to sex I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Sex is getting the news about new major release of your linux distro
Sex is waking up and having 99+ notifications on devrant
Sex is knowing how to center vertically in css

Sex is deleting Microsoft teams from your phone

@AvatarOfKaine yo wtf lmao

@RexGalilae whaaaattttt ? you never saw a 99.9% heterosexual male jokingly suggest he was going to orally violate a mouth slut ? :P

@AvatarOfKaine
Now I know why you get so much hate on here.

People fear what they do not understand.

@RexGalilae *blinks* somehow i do not know how i am so mysterious all of a sudden

i always thought I was a common, mostly morally upright product of the middle class western civilization of above average intelligence who is realizing he's typing the same thing :P

intelligence doesn't matter much if everyone is in the same rat race.

I wish I could stop. but somehow this is my only out;let atm.

@AvatarOfKaine *gasps* the man behind the mask, finally revealed

@darksideofyay you know i find myself wanting to flirt at an idealized woman behind the text :P

@AvatarOfKaine my idealized self is flattered, but she's taken

@darksideofyay any chance you could get me to brazil, in some high mountain part of it if there is such a place and help me meet a wife ? :P

@AvatarOfKaine
Aaand he back to being thirsty. Just another day :')

@AvatarOfKaine no high mountains over here sadly... but you could try Chile 🤔 but that also means a bigger chance of earthquakes 🤷

@darksideofyay durn. i was hoping brazil :P the women are pretty.

@darksideofyay still alive me girl ?

@AvatarOfKaine no

@darksideofyay so i am speaking to a ghost or a person who feels dead ? sounding familiar correct ?

@AvatarOfKaine it's spooky season after all

@darksideofyay in America really

On the side of morbid I’ve been thinking of I can’t be allowed to live maybe I should choose when I die

Because I didn’t grow up to be persecuted for being the only sane person trapped in the shadow of a heap of garbage chomo people

@AvatarOfKaine one day I'll find out what chomo means, but I'm not gonna ask... ignorance is often a bliss

@AvatarOfKaine also, i hope you go to a therapist, stay healthy

@darksideofyay chomo - child molester

@IntrusionCM sigh... there goes my blissful ignorance

@darksideofyay precisely so. my blissful ignorance is gone.

The fuck did I just read?

@atheist we're all dead and this is hell and already happened before and you're still alive strangely. that and i'm often speaking to the same type of people i despise for ruining my country and watching a tv show i already saw the 2nd season of the last time it was 2021

@AvatarOfKaine follow up question: the fuck did I just read?

@atheist which part ?

it freed like 700mb wtf

... not including the whole other m$ shit like word, PowerPoint etc