Boss: Can you do Task#1?
Me: Ok *start coding, building..

*15 minutes later

Boss: Hey, that client need some fixes and it's urgent, please do Task#2
Me: sure, *switch to the new task

*30 minutes later

Boss: anything new about Task#1, I told you to do it almost one hour ago..
Me: Oh sorry, I forgot my other 3 hands at home..

Boss: what?..
Me: Because those fuckening two hands are working on Task#2, which is urgent as you said..

Boss: *walks away..

Today is a disaster
Forgot my headphones again!

Me to my parents, aunts & uncles, and grandparents:

That moment that you read a comment on Devrant that's do recognizable and then when you want to ++ you see it's your own comment.

Alzheimer or brainfart Friday?