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the first program ive written in my own programming language
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{
hallo welt
}
i didnt know about parsing back then, so everything was its own line4 -
10 PRINT “Hallo”
20 GOTO 10
1983 : my very first program and also very first contact with a computer - a VC649 -
Q:Why should a professor teach things that aren't in the source book?
A: so he can get an exam that not even himself can answer properly!
Q: But why?
A: no one knows the answer. It's one of the philosophic questions that has no answer. But maybe to hurt his students!5 -
Because of work, I am spending three days in Hamburg.
echo 'Hallo Hamburg';
I just arrived and am excited to check out my hotel room. Hope their internet is fast! 😬24 -
My friends have a group on telegram named geek squad but they haven't add me cause apparently I'm not geek enough:/
It hurt my feelings:/
But screw them I'll be a geek on my own time.3 -
R.I.P John Doe
He made the mistake of writing unmaintainable code then leaving the team.
I just heard of his passing.
He was brutally beaten to death by the new maintainer. Now the maintainer is behind bars.
And now I've been asked to maintain it.
R.I.P Me as well I guess
Joke of course.6 -
I just had a math test. It was incredibly hard! I donno why teachers do this! They learn us easy things and ask us hard questions.
I think I'll fail and I'm sooooo angry cause for the first time in collage i really have studied and its so unfair:/2 -
Hallo,
Im trying to begin. Is there a company that gives People the space to learn and develop even if you begin? (I live in the Netherlands)1 -
That feeling of pure fear when the spring-boot app is launching and the INFO lines are printed a bit too quickly at your taste and you expect dozens of stacktraces printed... while it's all good. It builded on the first try, congrats!
... Wait, why did it build on the first try?1
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