Dad: why do these forms ask me to fill those random characters(captcha)

Me: to verify that you are human

Dad: as if animals can use computers

Me: 😅

Happy 0x7E2.

Ladies and gentlemen, my computer science colleagues:

This guy who earns 20% more than me wrote a method to check which string of 2 is lexicographically smaller.

public boolean isSmaller(String s1, String s2) {
String [] temp = new String[2];
temp[0] = s1;
temp[1] = s2;
Collections.sort(temp);
if (temp[0].equalsIgnoreCase(s1)) {
return true;
}
else {
return false;
}
}

Whenever you feel stupid, realize that there is a guy who asked this.

!Dev

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO MEET STUPID RELATIVES.

I HAVE NOT MET THEM FROM PAST 5 YEARS AND NOW MY PARENTS ARE FORCING ME TO MEET THEM SAYING THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MEET THEM FOR QUITE A LONG WHILE (BECAUSE I AM SHIFTING 5000 KM FOR JOB).

NO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM AND WON'T TRAVEL FOR 6 HRS JUST FOR THEM TO SAY YOU ARE SHY. NO I AIN'T SHY YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

I am a windows user but just wanted to say arch linux .. it just sounds nice

hey, I'm going to arch linux for a bit

what are you doing? I'm arching linux

hey, stop arching with my linux

btw, is it pronounced ark or arch?

This motherfucker cocksucker E2E tester first pings me on slack that we are good. And then mails my manager that we are not. I don't mind him pinging me at 2am in night. But atleast he should tell that directly to me first not making me look like a fool. Such an asshole. I might just leave my company because of him. Motherfucking son of bitch.

Never got good at programming, just became better at googling.

What would be the best operating system to update Windows? windix,lindows,wac or mindows ? Any new suggestions are welcome as well.

Back in my college, my professor was trying to demonstrate how to install hadoop using my laptop.
Now, he asked me to type my password
Even I thought it was asking my password. So I started typing it but my password was my crush's name (aakank....).
I typed till aaka and then realized what happened.
Fortunately I was able to handle the situation by typing
"Aakanakabaka" and saved my self.

Never catch exception unless it's the UI layer

Ubuntu has taken the "Lindows" thing too far. Three updates in and the built-in RDP server gets fucked.

If canonical makes so much money with ubuntu...why are they even allowed to make such mistakes? Fedora is much more stable with newer packages.

Sadly most popular software opts in for Debian's cousin who likes to eat Elmer's glue.

When you realize PostMan has another meaning.

The one who sends post.

Are you guys looking out for job change given that the recession is coming and people are getting fired?

Best tool: something similar to what I am already comfortable with and have low learning curve and gets the work done. Jet Brains IDE, Sublime text, Google sheets, zsh.

Worst tool: Something which will take me long time to learn and get used to. Vscode, powershell, chrome, vim.