Q: What is the most used language in programming?

A: Profanity.

Case closed, stop arguing!

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

At my company we need to change our passwords every month and every month I add a an extra exclamation mark at the end of my password. Now after 5 years there is an unbearable amount of exclamation marks so I tried to change my my password to 'beefstew'.

Apparently it wasn't stroganoff.

Creating porn websites.

I'm a simple man

1 hour to install Windows 10
4 hours installing windows updates
8 hours installing visual studio enterprise

*sigh*

!false
It's funny cause it's true 😐

What happens if you multiply the artist Adele with 2?

You get two dells 😐🔫

!WTF
Take a look at how big my SSD is(220GB).
Take a look at how much space I can remove with MS Disk Cleanup.

So there is a very very 👌 small risk that I will now erase the whole Windows Update File Server at Microsoft, lets see what's happens 🤞

When your have a signal problem, like in the old days 😂

So I had a very long team viewer session with my colleague and after 3 hours we were finished and I went straight to pornhub after the session. But the problem was that I forget to close the team viewer session and 30 minutes later I saw him disconnect. FML, I’ll see him tomorrow

By still having the balls to continue making mistakes and learn from them

Me, thinking, at the supermarket at 12:00 buying lunch:

“Doesn’t all these people have jobs?”

Seriously, I can’t be the only one thinking like this 🧐

Need to rant / maybe some advice.

Working remote is hard.
New company, remote on boarding. I feel like my coworkers are robots, and I'm being tossed into the deep end with minimal guidance.

The codebase is so unnecessarily complicated, its impossible to read. I've been trying to figure out how things work for a whole month, still not sure.

My mentor that is supposed to help onboard me is a robot, and answers questions in a somewhat acceptable manner, but it still feels like a lot of "figuring out" is still left for myself.

My other work partner that is also a newbie like myself is also a robot - doesn't talk or ask many questions whenever we have a sync up meeting.

The codebase is huge and feels quite overwhelming, I don't feel like I got a team "with my back", I don't enjoy work as much as I have before, I barely do any coding (mostly reading code and trying to understand how everything is working by setting breakpoints and debugging tests that take foreeeever to run), and some days I'm seriously considering cutting my losses and jumping ship just to save my sanity.

Am I paranoid? Am I just dumb? Should I just suck it up and be happy I have a job? Is this how Remote work is supposed to feel like? Why does it feel like my soul is dying?

Anyone in similar situations, or who can give some insight/advice/etc, I would highly appreciate it.

And this is supposed to be a good company too from the reviews. I don't know how it can be so crappy in reality. Did I make the wrong choice joining? Should I jump ship sooner rather than later? I've only been here about a month or so, and maybe its too soon? Halp!

Goal is to create the first porn website which only contains 4K and VR. Yeh that’s all 🍆

There are 10(binary...) types of people.

After 10 years of coding I'm still struggling to decide which one I should use..

I’ve got a really good TCP/UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it

!tips
Hey codebroes! Give me your best programming movie, serial, documentary.

That episode from NCIS where they created a GUI for tracking down a criminal doesn't count!