The colleague:

- I can't work, my chair is uncomfortable
- I can't work, my chair is not ergonomic
- I can't work, my desk is too small
- I can't work, my legs are uncomfortable
- I can't work, my keyboard is not ergonomic
- I can't work on this task, John knows how to do it better
- I will only work on <this> type of tasks. I will not work on others
*gets assigned <other> task; browses the internet all day; at the EOD task isn't even touched*
- I can't work with Jack, he's too noisy
- I can't come to the office on time, there's traffic in the city
- I couldn't come yesterday, I was out of town. No, I will not log a vacation day - I was NOT on vacation. It's personal
- I can't<...>

Manager, 2 days to the end of said colleague's probation period:
- I am very sorry to tell you this, but our attitudes are not in line and we cannot continue working together. Since this is your 5th warning, we have to let you go.

The colleague:
- What?? How come?? I did NOT see this coming... You can't do this! I work here! This is where I work and you can't fire me!

*got his things from his desk and left. Never came back*

Everyone at the office:
- YAYYYY!!!! Let's have a shorter day today and let's celebrate this riddance in a pub! (manager agreed)

oh boy

this api capitalizes properties

...yayyyy

Yayyyy! Finally got my Avatar, been so envious of others

So after three days FINALLY I was able to make the fragment NOT reload itself when going back to it from the second fragment. Used show() and hide() in fragmentTransaction. Yayyyy! :D

Yayyyy, they have just arrived 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 thanks @dfox

On Windows, which one line input will get this code to print "Finally I get a sticker. Yayyyy!!!" immediately

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
char *c = (char*) malloc(sizeof(char) * 10);
int rants = 0;
while(rants<20)
{
printf("U don't want me to get a sticker?\n");
scanf("%s", c);
if(c[0] == 'y')
rants--;
else
rants++;
}
printf("Finally I get a sticker. Yayyyy!!!\n");
}

Hurray for a goofy subtraction of all pain from my body yayyyy

Boo on the open bs they do
They forget I used to dick them lol

I just don't want them to have the likely unfair monstrous prices they don't even publish to do things enjoyably