True that...

I look both ways before crossing a one way street because I know about unhandled exception.

Keeping it clean and simple...

I wasted hours because of this

Error: Expected Unknown got Unknown

Well, thanks a lot error-message.

Dev dirty talk:
What's your Github account? I'd love to fork you <3

Is I am only one who never drinks coffee while coding?

Yup, thats all me

Recently I came across a job advert that literally said:

"If you're still full of ideals and will to work, go look for a job elsewhere!!!"

Man, how fucked up is your company if this is how you promote it? Sad thing is that even though their website looked like shit, they boasted about big government projects there.

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