Happy Halloween!

My stressball went on vacation

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

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Greetings from the other side of the ocean.
Have a nice celebration!

When i downvote a rant I always upvote 2 others to keep a good karma

What devs are good for

@dfox There is an app display problem with the Galaxy s8. The latest S8 software version got an option to hide the navigation bar. When removing the bar some space at the bottom remains.

Don't tell me rants can't jump...

Confucius says...

My most ridiculous meeting was a meeting that I couldn't attend.

When I was working as a freelancer my companies CEO and me were invited by a client from another country (6 hours flight & hotel).
The meeting was scheduled for the day after our arrival.

After breakfast the CEO told me he would pick me up at the hotel lobby at 2pm. I waited for some hours, but he didn't come.
Later that day he told me that he met with the client already at 10am.

I am sure he told me the wrong time, because he was afraid that the client would try to headhunt me.

@dfox The wk57-search and other searches are not working correctly.
On top of the search list there are wrong results, because the search algo also accepts similar terms.

We all have a Superpower!
But we must keep it a secret....

That day (today) when I posted at devrant that a program that i wrote was shown in a movie and the only reaction was the comment that this must be a joke.
Then I deleted the rant.
Thank you for the intense day!

The inofficial devRant Toolbox for Firefox has been approved by Mozilla and is now available in the public Mozilla AddOn section:
https://addons.mozilla.org/de/...

It adds extended controls, themes (black, solarized, comic), dual frame layout and some more additional features.

A chrome version is also available:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

The Devs will assimilate the AI and this will happen:

When a ranter repeats posting rants againts ranters who repost rants...

What is that called ???

[DevArt No. 9]

Happy Star Wars Day

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

[DevArt No. 8]
Title: "The Product Manager"

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

How Javascript handles Infinity:

Infinity * 1 == Infinity
Infinity * 0 == NaN
Infinity / 0 == Infinity
0 / Infinity == 0
Infinity + Infinity == Infinity
Infinity - Infinity == NaN
Infinity / Infinity == NaN
NaN & Infinity == 0
NaN && Infinity == NaN
NaN || Infinity == Infinity
1 % Infinity == 1
Infinity << 1 == 0
Infinity >> 0 == 0
Infinity | 0 == 0
Infinity | Infinity == 0

That's kinda philosophical, isn't it?

[DevArt No. 7]
Title: "Saturday Night Fever"

💤 Come on! 💤
🍹 It's the weekend! 🍹
🍻 It's time to party! 🍻

[DevArt No. 6]
Title: "Bitten"

Just arrived...

Quick Tutorial: How to find a missing bug.

0) Wake up & have breakfast
1) Goto work
2) Do your job until the end of the working day
3) Make a backup
4) Shutdown your PC
5) Stand up
6) Go to the office door
7) Grab the door
8) Now the phone rings
9) Turn and go back
10) Take the phone
11) Now you get the bug report

This is a well approved method.
It always works!

Most CEOs use iPhones because...

[DevArt No. 5]
Title: "Hi there!"

Say "Hi" to our most loyal companion 👋

Interviewer: "Do you want this pocket calculator?"

Finally I found the Devrant Easter Egg! 🥚

It is quite easy.
All you have to do is to click on a rant about the Devrant Easter Egg.
Then you will see [read more]