A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

On earth, it has wifi and chocolate

When you don't think you can meet the deadline

Colleague: Hey mister IHateForALiving, I've seen you made two files for a single form
Me: I did that because these two forms have nothing in common. You can have either one or the other and do totally different things, and I splitted them because they are fairly complex, and you may want to add more of this kind in the future.
Colleague: That's not how you should handle the matter, you should have put everything in a single file and handle everything via if else if else

Yeah Helen lucky you for thinking a single file of thousands of lines handled via switch-case is a good idea, must be great living life with the IQ of a rock, please give me a call if you ever decide to stick your head out of your ass just the tiny bit it takes for some oxigen to reach your brain

Why Does Python lives on Land?

Because it is above C level

Sometimes we do over engineering.

Do anti-vaxxers install and use anti-virus software on their computers?

Having a fever

Cons:
-ow
-feel like shit
-cant move

Pros:
-gear secondo

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."