"Make your first Website with WIX"
-A Friend of mine

My professor( 2 yrs ago) : Why r u wasting ur time on Python. Learn Java or .net , u will get a good job.

Now she asked me for python tutorials cause she needs it for her PHd. 😂😂😂

Found this in 9gag. I personally haven't done Swift.
See you in 5 years mate.

Worst dev advice?

My first manager said, "You're young and single. You don't have a family. You should spend all of your waking hours on work."

Me thinking, "I understand the importance of extra effort the first few years but I do have a life. One that I intend to enjoy."

Do people actually use eclipse because they enjoy using it?

Bus has no drivers!

How did programmers wrote programs for programming without programs for programming ?

Asking a developer to repair a printer is like asking a real estate developer to repair a toilet

"I will create a very useful library and won't document it" - said every developer ever.

This fucking snapcraft is making me lose my goddamn mind.

Who is repping devrant in the airport

This happens to me today 🤣🤣