"what do you mean my mechanical keyboard is too loud? ".

Spending the day sending emails back and forth with your client because they can't be bothered to prepare a single overview of what properties the endpoint expects, and instead expect you to piece it together from 6 PDFs of which at least 2 contain contradicting information, another is outdated, and the last one seems to have been exported from word and is missing half the content.

Fun times!

Manager signed up an affiliate last night to our affiliate tracking software around 11pm. I get an email at 10am asking why I don't have them added to our internal database yet.

"because I was sleeping n shit"

I also explained to him it's not mission critical because it takes 3-5 days before an affiliate will start sending traffic anyways.

Yes, we use DATETIME to store a DATE without TIME.

Trying to reflect JavaScript changes for about an hour on chrome to eventually realize that cache wasn't cleared..

Trust me guys for loop saves life.

Failed in a technical interview even though i have a very good GPA :/ very sad.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Has devRant had to scale anything since it got launched or is it still stable enough?

I come into the office today and a new guy is sitting at my desk. alright, I introduce myself and explain this is my desk (btw I work in an office where some workers share a desk, me being the most senior tech the desk is reserved for me) and he gives me a dirty look, gets up, and doesn't say anything. could you be more of an asshole?
has this ever happened to anyone else ?

I'm feeling idiot when I stuck with an easy bug for a day!!

programming like a boss 😏

when you thought you know everything about JavaScript

Speedtest result for a network used by 20 employees:
14ms ping / 18.14Mbps down / 5.34Mbps up
Speedtest for my mobile phone:
25ms ping / 88.45Mbps down / 14.93Mbps up

RDD - Retard Driven Development - when requests change everyday

Why does a restart always solve problems where no reasonable explanation exists... -.-

Surely there days like today when u want to complete something. but end up debugging something else. Day gone.

Got a job interview tomorrow I'm not that nervous but I'm not sure what my market value is even after 5 years of experience any suggestions?

Friend: oh so you are a programmer?
Me: yeaaa..
Friend: great! Im having problem with the wifi connection on my phone.. Can you help me fix it?
Me: (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

So True

Please make it 10 1+ 😂 being a dev - dev , bros.

Hit +1 and see the magic xd 😂😂 Old days.

P || N

only programmer's know this