Feb, 14: Best day for hackathon

Regex so powerful but awful. I spent 2 days just looking at one line. (Actually ~20 chars).

git commit -m "last"
git commit -m "last1"
git commit -m "real last"
git commit -m "real last 1"
git commit -m "real real last"

Stuck on linux configuration problem. Looking for solution full day. And at last I found solution! Just needed to add -b option to my command.

One of my friends said:
- Chrome is caching internet. Look, I can play Trex!

OMG this warning!

VIM users write hundreds of line code with thousands of ESC...

Let's create next facebook!

Click on `Share on Facebook` button. But then discards it when u realize that no one will like it.

If girl ask a code: start reationshp.
If girl ask a website: never met her again.

Programmers are aliens on the earth.

StackOverflow knows everything!

One night I asked question on SO first time. So next morning, really excited man, want to see my scores. But result was -3 rating! "F**k!" And urgently deleted my question. But SO gave me `Peer pressure` badge, badge for `Delete own post with score of -3 or lower.`... OMG!

l can't imagine how porn site develepers do they work. :P

Sometimes I really want sudo in real life.

None of debuggers can beat me! Cuz I'm really good rebugger!

I'm not really social guy... But here, in devRant if feels soo different.

Compiler is like my mom. Every time when something wrong happened, they blaming me. And actually that's true.

- What actually programmers do?
- Developin web, mobile applications, etc...
- Cool, can u replace my phone's screen?