wife said she'll accept my pull request once I'm done with the dishes

Well, f*ck you too.

Explaining win zip to a client!

In an interview and the interviewee says he can code JQuery but not Javascript...

Found this at my school. Glad they know how Internet works.

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

just solved a bug that had me stuck for two days. want to share the joy with you, fuckers

When you use a PC to open a zip file made on a Mac

Client: it's very important that we go live with the app's sign up process.

Me: ...but the mobile apps aren't complete yet.

Client: Yes, but marketing says we need to start getting downloads and sign-ups so we get better ratings than our competitors.

Me: ...but the user won't be able to do anything.

Client: We'll add the rest later when we have users!

look guys I found the cloud

someone filtered stackoverflow in the office.
can't access it now.
:(

(after 1 month working on native android app).
Me: The android app is now ready.

Boss: okay great... Can we have the ios one ready for launch tomorrow.

Me: No it will take some time.
Boss: why you already have the Code can't you just make an ios app out of it... Like copy and paste

Me:😡😡🆘

Telling people I don't need GIT and prefer to do things via FTP for years. That is till today when I accidentally deleted everything.

sudo apt-get install git

Someone is pretty active on github :D

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

What better than a (valid) haiku to get your point across?

About to go live...

This reminds me of Microsoft 's Twitter bot 😁

He wanted to create a 4000 character long string

I promise. :-)))))

This is why I currently have 14 calculators open...

Want to learn programming in a single night :|

Seriously ???

:||

coolest project i did was a sudoku solver.

BusyBox knows how software development works