Tfw you only have an hour to code and all the other computers don't work and the one that works needs to update.

Helo

Its funny whenever i see an apple fanboy use the note 7 as a reason to switch. A few iPhones in the past exploded too.

No hate to apple users in general, im talking about the hardcore fans.

You only had ONE job.

I feel bad for the programmers that work at McAfee. I heard the coding in it is horrid

Im so happy i got a wife that conforts me when coding.
Maru-chan is the best waifu.

"Bill Gates" always gets brought up since I used to have adhd.

>people in the class know i can program
>i was able to fix my teachers monitor problem
>a few weeks later im now the guy fixing simple problems on students pc's
>constantly having to get up for this
I feel like i should be paid, or at least get a reward.

When codecademy tries to warn you about the future

How to look like a wizard by doing pretty much nothing.

Open inspect element infront of people who cant program, and do something. They'll think you're a genius for changing a picture.

I wish coding worked in real life. So when an annoying person comes i can use visibility:hidden

Learn how much caffeine you can take daily, use that up.

>Friends computer starts to "freeze"
>They say im a computer genius and that i can fix it
>All i had to do was click on the screen once

I need more coding buddies.

Dont you hate it when you're making something, and you all ready have millions of lines of code. Then when you go to test it, it breaks completely and it was just because of a mispelled word.