Desk build in progress, love the reclaimed wood look so thought I'd make my own!

What if...

well,here's my achievement for today! @localhost this is all I do on a Sunday 😂
when you know that you can't get a stress ball(150 ++'s 😱) , make the rant feed your stress ball! 🤓

When your job is your hobby and your hobby is your job

History is never made by those who use incognito browsers :)

For real??

When your client has no concept of scope

programming on tv shows/films/series etc

Found these in the mail!
Many thanks from Paris!

Seems legit...

programmer born hhhh

Duty calls

Help. Is this what addiction feels like?

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

For your health!

His and her diary :D

Meanwhile Amazon is making app load faster by millisecond almost everyday... 😂

The seemingly obligatory "Look what I did with my stickers!" post.

His will be the best firewall

My team is quite international and although we speak English among ourselves, most people still comment their code in their mother tongue.
I have learn a lot from reading my colleagues code. Mainly curse words from all over the world. It's great.

Whenever I can't figure out my bugs/errors, I take a break or sometimes go home and check back on it the next day.
I always remember what Albert Einstein said:
"We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

I don't see how anyone codes for a living then goes home to code personal projects. Power to you guys, but it's like an electrician coming home everyday and rewiring his house with a new type of wire.

Such a fan of Mr. Robot. From now on I create hello friend apps instead of hello world.

@localhost here the office edition😊😊

When they hear you are a programmer

@localhost as promised ☺☺ My home setup😊😊

TL;DR Developers don't like it when marketing attempts to do their job. They like it even less when they have to clean up the mess when they fuck things up.

Our marketing team was specifically told not to put JS into the CMS. They were told that if you need JS for something, we will do it and then work it into a release. That wasn't good enough so they hired a design firm to "hack" the JS inline. They found a back door to get the JS in place but couldn't get it to work right. They called me to come look at it. After 5 minutes of explaining why they shouldn't have done what they did, I grudgingly decided to look at the JS. 30 seconds later I fixed what they had been screwing with for about 8 hours. They were using --> arrows in their comments! Seriously?!? designer != developer

Long day in the office and go out for bottomless pizza except that the restaurant is slower than old dial up Internet