When the code finally works after days of debbugging

System goes down in a meeting about how to make the system highly available.

Heard this one on the lift today:

"I'm more of a backend guy"

You have to be really careful when you say that kind of stuff...

what do we say to testers? not today

That feeling of despair when you have to build a feature on top of 2 year old code with no comments

The future is here

😊😊😊😊😊😊

First Law of code

When you accidentally changed the .NET Framework version when building and you're looking 1.5h for bugs in your code.

😢😢😥😥

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

That moment you realize that a recruiter refactored your resume and "corrects" Symfony to Symphony and sent it to multiple companies...

Just add !important

Project management

Made my Day

devranters account registration could include coding knowledge test to keep out snooping PMs? but instead of denying them access on failure it could just silently filter them all to their own channel >:)

Experienced programmer:
Code works in head; code almost works in computer; code never works with client.
Beginner programmer:
Code almost works in head; code never works in computer; code will never work with client.
Long story short: it's hard to begin but when you let the code flow, you became a programmer

Gotcha..!

Happens all the time in busy schedule... :P

- I know how to program a little bit
- Oyy really, in what language are you programming
- Html and css
- Bye.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"